I think I jumped the gun very slightly- for me, it was when he “spontaneously” started dancing with her at that one awards show shortly before The Swiftening. I just had an icky feeling.

He seems to be playing a caricature of what he thinks the Right imagines a prissy fag to be. He often dresses like one of George Michaels’ rent boys, all white tight tees and slacks, lots of heavy gold chains. Or flashy brocade sports coats.

Fun fact I just made up but hey it could be true if Fox News reads this comment and sources it for a story: Diamond companies were some of the biggest donators towards gay marriage because they aim to prop up slumping sales by selling double the engagement rings!

The rings are from Jared, too.

He also look like Jim Breuer in his younger days!

I’m making the conscious choice to not really read much about her or seek out interviews.

A couple of bible thumping bigots got engaged. One of them is a supremely talented American soccer player who now spends her time spinning around a kiddie pool full of xenophobic vomit.

“Tom Hiddleston’s nickname at Eton was “Piddle” as in “Hiddle Piddle.”

Tom Hiddleston’s nickname at Eton was “Piddle” as in “Hiddle Piddle.”

Sooooooo soo sooooooo many, many men (sorry I’ve been streaming Golden Girls) would have Police interations if women just called the cops because someone’s presence made them uncomfortable.

I flew with my kid a lot when he was still in diapers. It never occurred to me to change his diapers outside of the bathroom. IDK. maybe I’m crazy. . .

I used to work for someone with special needs who got diarrhea IN HER SEAT on a direct flight for Georgia to California. She’s lactose intolerant and knows it but gives no fucks about it. She asked for milk from the flight attendant who obviously had no way of knowing better. Glad I wasn’t on that flight!

I knew a cop (one of the few nice ones I’ve met) who worked in a wealthy, suburan area and people would actually call them because their neighbors yard was messy/overgrown/had patchy grass. He would have to actually explain to these people that having an ugly lawn is completely legal and no, this is absolutely not a…

Do you have kids? I ask that only because sometimes (certainly not every time) there’s so much poop that you can’t figure out where they kept it all.

Trust me, transphobia exists on both sides of the aisle.

As a parent I will never fucking understand parents that do that. Yeah, changing your kid in the airplane bathroom is tough. Too fucking bad. That’s what you agreed to, not sharing your kid’s literal shit with the entire plane. Godfuckingdamnit.

One time I was on 6AM flight and the dude sitting next to me ate a can of tuna fish and three hard boiled eggs for breakfast. That definitely deserved having the cops called.

It is. Especially because the average, non-shitty person is usually bothered due to something specific - having their space invaded by someone’s luggage, loud and obnoxious behavior... This guy called the cops simply due to Mykki Blanco existing and happening to be sitting there.

In case this POS passenger is American I think I know who he voted for *insert side-eye emoji here*.