is being recognized more and more, I notice

We’re obviously all dead and in hell, there’s no other explanation for any of this. Kinda like in The Sixth Sense, we’re dead but don’t know we’re dead.

No.

Frederick Douglass died in 1895.

dying

It was… a choice.

I’ve been looking at it for a minute trying to decide if it’s all just a joke and was totally suppose to be that awkward. Awkward family photos are basically an art form at this point.

TWINS

He was when I met him. I was accused many times of being a gold digger. But, he lost his job in corporate law and after about a year of living on savings we were beyond broke—verging on truly poor. Marriage is for better or worse, though, and we’re doing okay now. We have a cottage in a sketch neighborhood rather than…

One of her auctions is captured in “Bright Lights” (the HBO doc). The attention to detail she paid to her collection was extraordinary (just imagining that phone call to Peter Lawford for his socks and underwear -because all the rat pack Ocean’s 11 suits had to be complete to the skin!)

I just met a woman who worked production for some movie he made while he was married to Amber Heard. She said he would parade her around set holding her hand like they were doing the minuet - totally weird and that there never looked like there was any love there. She also said he was “a freak” so many times I lost…

Sometimes it’s hard to equal the pleasure from one single dollar…

Hardly anything makes me laugh in this crappy, crappy time we’re living in, but your “why do you hate handicapped horses, johnny depp?” post actually made me laugh. It was an awkward, bark-like laugh that was then replaced with the usual rage and despair, but it was nice while it lasted.

But seriously, I absolutely agree.

Thank you for a laugh I dearly needed. Like, this week’s laugh.

I will never forget the gift she gave us when she gave serious disgust face at Stacey Dash when she came on stage at the Oscars.

I’ve had a necklace in my shopping cart on one of my favorite jewelry sites for a month and I just got it today, because I got a little windfall and it was 40% off. It took me a month of thinking about it, plus a serious discount to spend $54 on a piece of costume jewelry. #Yolo?

I luv your username and your luv uv tacos

Depp spent in excess of $75 million to acquire, improve and furnish 14 residences, including a 45-acre chateau in the South of France, a chain of islands in the Bahamas, multiple houses in Hollywood, several penthouse lofts in downtown Los Angeles, and a fully-functioning horse farm in Kentucky.