When you read, do you just stick your face against the computer screen and mush all the words together with your eyes, or what

In college, I could try to do that, and no matter what, it would mean something, but everyone just wanted something from me. Give me that, Jameis, gimme, gimme, gimme.

that font beat comic sans 105-108

After a grueling season, these guys finally get to go home, unwind, and let their skeletons climb out of their skin bags. The skeletons of NFL players get to run around and commit crimes and generally just relax. Blow off steam. Get re-energized. When you get up there in age, it’s harder and harder to coax your…

This motherfucker is so corny I swear Congress is gonna subsidize him in the next farm bill.

Maybe if they were playing in a city that was located near active government agencies. But they’re playing in DC.

“We weren’t hiring a line cook here – we were hiring a head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles...”

♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

Ha! The Falcons actually lost xxiv-xxi. What a blooper.

Additionally, he will not be allowed to watch the first four weeks of football next season.

He’ll reportedly be replaced on a interim basis by assistant coach J.B. Bickerstaff.

Now I’m worried that I’m going to see little bits of Alex Poythress in my next can of tuna.

Goodnight room

Jeb: No, you hang up first! Haha. Ok we’ll hang up together in 3...2...1... did you do it?

“Who will replace you, Coach?”

probably because of that big fuckin black shape in front of his face

Could be worse. He could be Nick Chubb, who left with a non-contract injury.

No respect from Eagle fans, don’t they know the red jersey means no contact?

Schefter also added a weird superfluous “T” in the second sentence of the second paragraph. The formatting there is so odd, it suggests an abandoned attempt to edit pre-existing text.

Take them to school, dipshit.