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Good Kinja.

He traveled.

How to Fix a Racist Frat

The video was obviously horrible: Fraternity brothers of Sigma Alpha Epsilon at the University of Oklahoma,

When pressed for comment, the mayor retreated to her bridge where she belched fireballs and threw hammers at anyone who tried to save the princess.

The concept of binary sexuality and binary gender is one that exists in the restraints of our language only.

sorry to interrupt your blissful ignorance but fielding doesn't matter for the slugger all he wants to do is SMASH

Man wearing a blue uniform: Go Jets go! Woooo!

Wow, that’s ironic.

This is almost certainly the dumbest post I’ve ever written.

“No tiger? Dumbass!” was also how my adapted screenplay of The Life of Pi got rejected.

It will also work if your name is Dr. West Friendship.

was that last paragraph a tweet by mcnabb?

Coroner’s Assistant: What’s that in his eyes?

“Wait...you can trade players for...for HAM SANDWICHES?!?”

Seems more like spam.

Just over a year ago I cut sugar from my diet almost entirely. I’ve lost 50 pounds since then and got my BMI down to 22 without making any other changes to my lifestyle. There’s barely a mention of it in the article, yet reducing sugar consumption it by far the most important change you can make to lose weight and

If I could go back in time, I’d have lunch with Adolf Hitler in Vienna, 1912, before he had fully embraced antisemitism. We’d talk about what his plans were for the money from his father’s estate and have a passionate discussion on the merits of zonal marking on set pieces. Hitler would order the schnitzel, and I, the

Won’t the umpires find it distracting?

Make fun all you want, but Peter Gammons is one of the world's busiest and foremost acronymologists. While we blather on and on, Gammons can fit 140 words into 140 characters.