"Dodge!" - Ram, Charger

ESPN Higher-Up #1: So, I feel like we haven't touched on Tebow's religion in a while. Can we work that into the preseason stories?

Takin' it easy.

Guy in video: "What a fucking baller!"

At the very least, if he doesn't pan out in Cleveland they can always trade him to the Jets, as one foot is all Rex Ryan really needs.

Rangers: [acquire Alex R.]

Davis tried to pull a self-taser move, but only ended up shooting himself in the foot.

The Devils just can't get away from the red, can they?

oh yeah

But "Manziel is the new Rosa Parks," as the headline on her piece originally read before some editor finally read a Wikipedia page or something.

Here's the thing: wearing a jersey with your name on the back is awesome.

I should have known it would pretty much be about a dead 'spin campaign.

I will say, speaking of recently released pretzel-bread based fast-food items, that Sonic's pretzel dogs are actually really good.

Had to get a new cable splitter, so that was my morning. Aside from that, I tried making progress in Hotline Miami (to no avail), gave Wendy's new pretzel-bread burger a try (it's... okay), and said dumb things on Deadspin (a regular occurrence). Not a bad day, all told.

"While Manziel's father, Paul, had alleged that many of the items were fake, two of the leading autograph authentication companies, PSA/DNA and JSA, have authenticated many of the items."

You would think the official water of the MLB would just come uncapped.

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Or unlike your spectacular Jesse Jackson joke.

"What if Tebow's Broncos run were the only exposure to football India ever had? What if Tebow ended up playing for some upstart pro league in India? And, most of all, what if there's a right-handed Tebow in some parallel universe with a mustache?"

Gammons also broke the story via Twitter: