To be fair, the original Leeroy Jenkins did at least have chicken.

Well, if there's any team to get existential about, it might as well be one that currently only accomplishes 2 things: Being and Nothingness.

"During this time I'm going to be speaking with a variety of professionals to help me better understand how I could have done something that was so offensive..."

"I certainly left it all on the field and frankly, I wouldn’t change a thing." - Blue II

Riley Cooper Has Defenders, And They're Saying Stupid Shit

Spectacular.

He is also better known for lead-footing the gas than for pumping the brakes.

Charles Barkley's eternal frankness

+eins

Nuggets Guard Loses Nugget Guard

+8 ball

Sammy Sosa settled on cork after discovering his rubberized bat didn't work as intended.

+1 Grammy nomination

La Selecta looked ready to capitalize on that mistake, but in the end, they were sans Salvador.

"See, this guy's got the right idea."

This went completely unnoticed in the New York Times, and it's probably because of the headline they used: AK47 Shooting in Brooklyn

+1 thrown drink

Patriots Fans Trade Aaron Hernandez Jerseys For The Usual Suspects

This is under-appreciated. +pocket aces

Enough of these "flop" jokes. Pierce got the flops he was looking for, but there were no Rivers there for him.