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Let this be a lesson to all of us that our shit is not nearly as important or dire as it seems to us in the moment.

Tobacco companies are straight up evil. The COPD crisis in the less wealthy half of the world is coming...

I love seeing smoking in film. I fell back into smoking after quitting for a little bit and goddamn people treat you like fucking shit if you’re a smoker. Even if you’re a courteous smoker who doesn’t smoke around other people. If they have ANY idea that you smoke they immediately shun you. I think people hate smokers

If you fail to determine the marital status of the man you a sucking face with then you are part of the problem.

I think the assumption would be they are single if they are su king your face

No one has ever respected marriage. People have been having flagrant affairs for as long as marriage has been an institution. The only difference now is we’re more honest about it, which IMO, is a good thing because it helps people* leave terrible relationships that in another era they might have been stuck in until

I think it would be pretty easy in this situation for her not to know. He’s a hot guy she partied with on a yacht once. I doubt they talked much.

Well, yeah, if you’re released and not on parole, why shouldn’t be be allowed to travel? I am not sure if he is on parole or outright released.

Just because he’s attractive(he looks like a successful spawn born of two Abercrombie models mating) doesn’t make him not a felon. I’d still probably do him or at least blow him.

I’m with you - if I’m already going to pee in a cup, might as well test for everything. I would guess if you’re a woman and your gyno is already doing an exam down there, and it’s no harm in taking an extra swab, or running extra tests on material that is going to be disposed of, why not?

I was joking. I didn’t make it obvious enough. No one who wrote the rest of that post would write that in earnest, as it’s worse than anything Lena Dunham has done.

There’s a good chance Jerry knew she was someone famous. He most likely still didn’t know or care who she was. He is just unapologetically Jerry Seinfeld.

I trust no person who says “it’s just a dog” to justify “getting tired of it and moving on.” A person with that attitude rarely lacks empathy and compassion in only that one area.

You also should not have a dog.

It is absolutely shitty, because dogs aren’t devoid of feelings and attachment to other beings and moving them around like a used car will absolutely hurt them and makes you a shitty person.

King County Metro tends to be super-chill about dogs, from teacup Chihuahuas to big dumb Labrador retrievers, so those living in Seattle and the surrounding area, we’ve got it pretty good.

That made me laugh. Thanks.

“Never fuck with a condom someone you wouldn’t fuck without one.” (and its corollary, “and once you’re willing and able to do without, why would you use one?”)

One mistake a lot of guys make is putting it on just before insertion - meaning that you’re taking a break in whatever activity was turning you on, having to shift focus to thinking about the condom, and putting something cool (or at least room temperature) on, further changing the sensation.