You’re out of your mind. La Cienega is a great song, Gold is a great album, and Whiskeytown was a great band

Nah man, as duly apointed representative of the Mexican peoples, fuck it. Don’t feel ashamed as a white man because you want to wear one of the coolest hats in the world for a day and get drunk. I guarantee you that none of my family knows anything about the history of this day other than we kicked French ass this day.

This article has little value. Cinco de Mayo is about as big a celebration as your neighbor’s 9-year old birthday party.

Please Mr. White Man, tell us how to celebrate this Americanized holiday.

No ennui. I went to college abroad because my widowed mother couldn’t afford some of my tuition at my domestic college, despite its fairly generous aid package. So, I thought, there must be something else out there. And there was. And there was my mother and I, sneaking cigarettes in that bathroom in 1991.

I want to get a job at one of these events just so I can tell all these people to stop acting like entitled assholes without any worry about losing my job.

This is literally me, thinking about the fact that in 2017, a party at the Met gains a boost in relevance by having a Kardashian be a headline invitee.

That would be the 0.001% who are extremely privileged and don’t give a fuck. Half of them have likely never been in a museum or gallery before to actually look at the art .... its just another venue for them to pose and drink and fool around on their cell phones.

OK. Listen. I know everyone (except Yetta and Tallblonde) is going to pop in here talking about how you’re not falling in love with Harry. You’re going to list all sorts of reasons. On one hand, count yourself lucky not to have become ensorcelled by this alien in his inescapable web of fascination and dimples.…

Nah people are just judgey about pop music or really any mainstream music

My stepdaughter just had prom- I was mostly surprised by how all of the girls wore super short tight dresses- not what I would imagine to be prom like. She goes to a catholic school and they had no issues or requirements so I guess it greatly varies by area. All the girls also wore belly baring dresses to homecoming…

Frozen 2: FUCK YOU I FUCKING REFUSE I CAN’T HEAR THAT SONG ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME PLEASE MAKE IT STOP SHE JUST GOT OVER THE FUCKING FIRST MOVIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOOOOOOOO

These stories always sound like Penthouse Forum...

I get highly annoyed when white savior is wrongly thrown out as a critique of a story.

“I rarely have full-blown all-three-holes sex with a stranger, but I have.

Requiem for a Dream is the only film I can think of offhand that makes drug use so deeply and relentlessly unpleasant that there hasn’t been some kind of glorification of drugs/drug culture.

There are a number of problems with your solution.

1.) Most addicts become addicted before the age of 25, so their brains aren’t even fully developed yet. Try reasoning with a teenager or twenty-something, it doesn’t work. I don’t know if it varies from state to state, but I can remember being bombarded with drug…

No. People can’t not do illegal drugs. And having an unpopular opinion doesn’t automatically make you some ultra-rational speaker of plain truths. Sometimes opinions are unpopular because their fucking stupid, and holding them just makes you a naive idiot. 

....If only everyone who ended up doing hard drugs was raised in a nice, level-headed environment which engendered high amounts of self-confidence and esteem and imparted myriad stress-reduction mechanisms aside from substance abuse.

....if only.....

Honestly, I think in some ways it does. I’m not saying it doesn’t overtly criticize drugs, but I’ve seen a ton of Trainspotting posters on bedroom walls and the “choose a blah blah” speech on posters and t-shirts. It has the same grungy counter-culture glamour as Fight Club.