Russia has gone TOO far this time. . .Prepare the Nukes. It’s time for World War 2 Part 3, Electric Boogaloo. 

Wait, I’m not supposed to wear heels into battle? Or this speedo? Or oil my chest up? Do I also need to stop doing crunches? My publicist made it VERY clear that my stats will go down if I don’t dress like this and the goblins eat guys like me for breakfast. . . .*shivers*

They’re pecs. PECS!!! I’LL KILL YOU!!! I’LL KILL ALL OF YOU!!! ESPECIALLY THOSE OF YOU IN THE COMMENTS SECTION!!!! 

It’s just a fucking console. . . .

It’s a pretty emotional one, actually….because it being bad for the environment via gas is a bad thing, why do you still drive a damn car?

Extra benefits too.

You bought a piece of art that cannot be stolen (which is a very common problem, actually.), you don’t have to worry about discoloration because it is digital and you also don’t have to worry about if this piece is a forgery or not. . .

I will turn you into a pickle.

R-word

Honestly? Why shouldn’t we have more levels like this? What, are we REALLY gonna be THAT country? “I find references and jokes to school shootings to be offensive.” Really? Okay, are you going to enact policy to make school shootings impossible? “Well, I don’t have any power!”

Where does any money come from?

The penal system will-

Oh you want ME to die?! Well ...*cough* *cough* call an ambulance!!!

Ugh. FINE. DAMN

Can I get an AW YEAH?!

Annoying white kids who read this : “PROTECTION?! RACIST! WHY DO YOU GET PROTECTION BASED ON YOUR IDENTITY?! THATS NOT EQUAL AT ALL.”

Selling current switch games....and?

No they aren’t.

Evsngelion 4 already came out...

Hooo boy are you gonna love 3.0+1.0