if you cry when you lose, you're a sore loser. if you cry because you lose to girls, you're a sexist sore loser, and learning a lesson like this will only help you grow as a person.
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I see one trolly type is making comments about boys and puberty, but honestly I think this all misses the point: the girls winning may not last forever, but for now they have the confidence to know that they can even TRY (and sometimes succeed) at standing up to a group of male humans and win.
How did he not TOUCH the ice cream machine????
If you're not a PR person...you should be.
Kevin, here's a much better answer for the next time someone asks:
Hey I work at Yellowstone and now have no desire to look at geysers for awhile.
Calling something a first world problem is wrong because:
Getting attacked in the bathroom due to your gender status is not a first-world problem. It's a problem.
This is one of those things that just makes sense for everyone.
No cookies? Life no longer has meaning for me! I've been trying so hard to be a good person for those divine delights!
As per usual, completely agree with everything you said.
Constant vigilance. Always have a pair of unappealing sweatpants nearby to throw over your whore-slacks. It's the only way.
OH, FOR...
Update, 6:24 p.m. EST
WE LOST THOSE PLEDGES BECAUSE OF HEATHER'S SPARSE FUCKING EYEBROWS. I TOLD YOU CUNTS, BUT YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN.
and OMG "men don't make passes at girls with glasses" is such a joke. It is THE EASIEST pick up line ever. "wow your glasses are so great". I can't tell you how many bar conversations started that way.
ALL THESE SPARSE EYEBROWS ARE RUINING EVERYTHING
The entitlement in telling another woman what to do with her eyebrows. I just — not to be obnoxious about it, but this is how women enact and enforce the patriarchy on one another.
The thing that made my blood boil was the eyeglass part. YOU CAN PULL MY EYEGLASSES FROM MY COLD, DEAD FACE YOU REGINA GEORGE CLONE!