He should also be charged with bad fashion in the first degree.

“There was no one to go to, no one to protect me,” he wrote. “The concepts of right and wrong, as I knew them, were twisted and upside down if they existed at all.”

Still fine as hell

My mother would have spanked me for the grammar, spelling, punctuation, and capitalization.

But can you pay mom for a happy ending?

Vegans waltz wherever they go.

Did you know that Laura Dern was at one point considered for the leading role in Twister, ultimately played by Helen Hunt?

Roids

Fuck weddings.

This is truly disgusting.

So the sentence will look like this?

Ummmm, no. “That’s nature” is a parenthetical aside. It kind of needs parentheses, but it really doesn’t matter because the sentence’s meaning is clear. #LeaveEllieAlone

Places to take a baby:

“And now they’re is attempting to clean up their mess.”

This would have been better as a game-winning touchdown. But props are in order.

Her body has poor grammar.

Dude needs an analyst.

What does he think this is? Wiffle ball? Backyard baseball?

It's very simple. Their very fragile egos get bruised every time someone flips a bat. It's pathetic.

Those fans look like a bunch of carnies.