His name is chase. Bound to be a douchebag.

Channeling his best Miranda Priestly

Pescatarian peen here.

That one ref is so hot.

what does “Andy Cohen correct Jeopardy” mean?

This guy has to be a sexual sadist.

If his name was Jamal, he would have been shot.

Was he expecting a pool of mud? Because it was definitely just solid ground with a thin layer of mud.

ummm.... machete?

Such fragile egos.

I'm so confused. Everything about this is confusing.

Hoax. I do this all the time in a pinch, and it comes out fine.

There’s this neat little trick that I do to avoid this type of stupidity. I don’t ask people about their personal lives. It works!

WV is sex on a stick.

It would be “a Unitarian.” Words beginning with U can be tricky. With “Unitarian,” you hear the hard U sound, but you pronounce the very beginning of the word with a consonant sound, kind of like you would say “useless”— “this is a useless rule.” It’s like you’re sneaking a Y in there at the beginning, and in this…

First, let me say that I am fun at parties.

Being gay doesn't give you a free pass. It actually makes it more important for you to get this right.

This isn’t hard. This is stupid. There is a huge difference.

Let’s all suck his dick for retweeting.

This is not an isolated incident in the south. I’ve been asked to leave a bowling alley and a restaurant for this exact reason. Not that I really wanted to be in that stank ass bowling alley or roachy restaurant, but anyway.