Fat bitch.

Bunch a bullshit.

Every nurse that I know is a) stronger than I; b) very loyal; and c) not to be fucked with.

I don’t have any questions about my own body. Because I'm not a fucking idiot.

Mario Kart!!!

There’s this great little thing I do with books that I don’t immediately like. I stop reading them.

I am making a citizen’s arrest on whoever recorded this in portrait mode!!!

If my friend’s mother changed her HBO password ... I would probably die.

Celebrating conspicuous consumption. Reenacting stereotypical gender roles. Co-opting black culture. What am I leaving out?

Pointless article.

Marching band formations have to be crystal clear. If you're making a picture of something, it needs to be immediately identifiable. Otherwise, people will assume that its cock and balls.

Holy shit. She's lower than Scalia? Didn't think such a thing was possible.

It My bad choices almost completely ruined me, my family and my career

So glad that this is being taken seriously.

It comes with a secret instruction manual that describes how to stop recording when harassing black people.

Padding.

Trevor: may I please recommend a nice 2-in-1 for those lovely locks?

Is there any other kind of activity?

We got the results that we didn’t want, so we are going to keep investigating until a) everyone is exonerated; or b) everyone forgets.

Martyr complex, plain and simple.