This looks just like those idiots I drove by in Portland who were playing competitive leap-frog.

*wide receiver makes dramatic dive into stands after catching pass thrown straight into his numbers.*

And the Process proceeds exactly as planned...

Well, there goes the Browns Super Bowl hopes. 

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

These should all be 100%. I started dying the day my mother birthed me.

One of the more disturbing nature documentaries I’ve ever seen shows a dozen chimpanzees punching, kicking, biting a member of their own troupe, chasing him up a tree and leaving him there to slowly die of his wounds over a span of three painful days.

Its really hard for people with mental imbalances and below-average emotional intelligence to understand that people are not all evil and not all good. Jordan Sargent, we are all rooting for you in your continued fight against your obviously severe mental handicap.

I guess Miles accidentally ran out the clock.

“I’ve paid my dues, I deserve this. No one will notice.” - Chris Hassel dropping acid the morning of his Goal Line debut.

“Son, this world is rough
And if a man’s gonna make it, he’s gotta be tough
And I knew I wouldn’t be there to help ya along
So I give ya that name and I said goodbye
I knew you’d have to get tough or die
And it’s the name that helped to make you strong”

“I have no idea how they do it either!”

I can almost guarantee that won’t be the end of it. Remember how he made Christie fetch him sandwiches? He’s got something far worse planned for Ted.

There’s no doubt in my mind: Bill Belichick intentionally sabotaged/injured his quarterbacks because he has grown bored with regular football.

She got the pipe

Ted Cruz is getting his just chunky soups.

I mean it is common, my family is poor and they do those things. It’s obviously not common for you, but poor people where I am from, it’s very common.

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This gave me a reason to like Chip Kelly.

I think it’s safe to say that Amercian Law Enforcement is conducting a genicide right before our eyes.