Which makes Derek Carr’s corner fade to Crabtree for a catch last Sunday, in New Orleans, so much sweeter.

My favorite has always been “Call 3 straight corner fades 5 yards from a Super Bowl victory when the franchise leading rusher is averaging 5.8 yards/carry and the opposing defensive line is gassed.”

A man who was paid handsomely without producing anything of value has nothing left to learn in Silicon Valley.

The plan is for Hinkie to amass a huge amount of guest lectures in the hopes that one of them pans out as a semester long teaching job. From there it is only a matter of time until he is dean. Just wait. You will see how brilliant this is!

Hinkie had classes, but traded them for future classes and a guest speaker opportunity. He’s currently looking to swap the guest speaker slot for Starbucks gift cards and/or wi-fi passwords.

Neat.

In response, the NCGOP has released an official statement:

“The ACC will move the eight neutral site championships: women’s soccer, football, men’s and women’s swimming and diving, women’s basketball, men’s and women’s tennis, women’s golf, men’s golf, and baseball.”

Does he have three very good dogs?

I love a good Cinderhella story.

I remember a story about Kurt Cobain getting kicked out of the Kingdome once and bannded forever because he was drunk. Years later, he actually played the Kingdome and saw his picture posted up under the list of people who have been banned.

Wait, the punishment is not being allowed *in* Levi’s Stadium? You sure you heard him right?

Your question seems to presume there’s a downside to enabling idiots on the field.

The thing that stands out the most is how many times the kid says hella. No one on the East Coast ever ever ever says that.

2/5 hellas

Now you know how old I am.

Sometimes a slow, laggy connection shows you the perfect moment captured as a still-frame

Here is a good shot of four photographers ignoring the National Anthem in their never-ending quest to make the four protesting 49ers famous.

Look at those service men and women kinda bending their knees during the anthem! Fuck them for disrespecting themselves!

I can’t wait to hear what my redneck relatives in Cary say about this. Oh wait, yes I can because fuck them.