Best Kinja name yet.

I don't think this is one of those clear-cut issues. It has to be considered that a large child sitting on the lap of an adult creates some safety concerns, the biggest being that A- There are 4 oxygen masks to each row of 3 seats so if they already had another lap child there would not be enough oxygen masks for the…

All you can do is try your best to be conscious of your own bias and not feed the sickness. Make an effort to acknowledge your lack of experience being a POC and try your damnedest to overcome racist thoughts, even with the knowledge that they will always be there trying to fight their way out. There is nothing you…

Good call, O'Reily....

This isn't a restaurant story but it is customer service related. I used to work at a call center. This dude i'll call 'Stompy' (the reason for which will become apparent later) was always kind of strange but overall a nice guy. Anyway, I'm two cubicles away from Stompy and it's a slow day so i'm just checking my…

To be fair, twice baked twice baked potatoes are delicious.

I'm disappointed by the tone of this article. Yes, there are some wacky white people, but the writer seems to be laboring under the premise that the only problems white people have are the frivolous, nonsensical ones they've imposed upon themselves. Why is it acceptable to belittle one group of people but not…

There is no information in the article about how the children fared but I sure hope you're right.

Yes. Especially for the 2 year old. Children's bodies absorb alcohol more quickly then adults, have a much smaller body mass, and their small livers are not able to process the alcohol. One shot of alcohol to a 120 lb adult is more like 6 shots to a 25 lb toddler. The child could experience confusion, difficulty…

These terrorists are twisting our own constitution against us to further their demented agenda. The GOP, I mean.

Ah yes, the stick test. Classic.

Surely the second coming is at hand. The rainbow cake, it's number frozen at last, slouches toward Bethlehem to be baked.

If the therapy don't git the queer out of 'em we can always try a good old fashioned mercury rub down or some bloodletting. It worked for my gramps when he was possessed by the devil. O'Course, we couldn't be entirely sure it worked on account of him dying.

I can't get over the fact that one of the magazines is being "read" upside down. These guys are so incompetent they can't even manage to pretend to care about women's rights for one friggin' photo.

It's an entirely different animal altogether.

I don't always dress my baby like trashy bimbo, but when I do...

In Russia the odds are ever in your favor, as long as you're Russian and the judges are anonymous...