“So I guess this was a formal event.” I'm I crying from laughter

“I had a knife and fork out, too, so I guess this was a formal event”

Thank you. Yes. I’m slightly offended that people (according to the media) don’t know who this guy is. I mean, I don’t expect everyone to know everything, but a politician this dangerous and volatile to women’s rights, and civil rights in general? It’s almost misogynist to not know what this slime troll of nuclear…

Still surprised Trump didn't name a cardboard cutout of himself VP.

He's a more coherent Sarah Pain with a penis. Gotta pander to that base.

So here’s my thing. He touts that he’s a christian soooo hard (lol). But he seems to have never read of Mary Magdalene and her redemption. He also seems to not have read about how Mary of Nazareth cheated on Joseph and got pregnant by the Lord..instead of asking the Lord not to do it.

Strange. He never mentioned he was an American. Wouldn’t that be the first thing one would say?

I feel like you both suspected you were being cheated on and subconsciously told eachother...

Eh-I’m catholic. So like I’ll ALWAYS assume a ghost priest is just trying to guilt me into going to church more.

Ooo!!! I’ve got one!!! So I was chillin on the bed with my new pup. He was maybe 4-5 months old. He starts staring at the top corner/ceiling of the bedroom and barking barking barking. I go grab the digital camera and start snapping pics in the general area where he was staring and barking. I pull the pics up on the…

I did that a lot when I was with my ex and angry and unhappy all the time. I even managed to blow out a neighbor’s motion sensor outdoor lights one time.

I love spicy food so yes, we often have jalapeños in the house, but I tend to buy one per meal. It’s not like there are soooo many that they would be unaccounted for.

I am so scared right now. That is...so scary. Can you take a pic of the photo and post? Even though I’m pretty sure it will make anyone that looks at it die “ring style” in 7 days...

This happens to me all the time. And while I know that it’s coincidence, I enjoy pretending that I just have some really powerful energy that fucks with streetlights.

I don’t know why this frightens me so much-but it DOES! Who put that there. Do you buy jalapeños that you have in the fridge normally? Let’s start there. I want to unpack this.

OK this is a weird thing that I have yet to explain. In 1986 we bought our first house. It was about 50 years old. I hung a bunch of photos in frames that I bought brand new, had never used before. I never took the pictures out of the frames once they were hung. Moved out after some time and packed the photos. I got…

At least five or ten times in my life I've walked or driven under a high street light and it made a "pop" noise and then flashed out. I think it's me that's responsible for this, though I don't know how that could be, either.

Yeah, I love the “Hillary and Trump are exactly the same” contingent. Sure they are, except on EVERY SINGLE POLICY AND POSITION AS WELL AS TEMPERMENT. It’s like talking to a brick wall with many of them. And the thing that really kills me is trying to patiently explain the electoral college and why it means that you…

OK, I am a total science geek, no belief in the supernatural or anything. But I used to hang out with my friend Allen in high school. He would complain about his house, which his mother had filled full of antiques, because he thought that they brought “spirits” with them. I always told him he was full of shit. Until…

Could be, but I haven’t seen any muscle tics. From my armchair, it looks like narcissistic personality disorder which now goes uncontrolled when combined with some kind of dementia, possibly Alzheimer’s. Whatever is going on, he is a sick man and it’s unbelievable to me how many take his ravings seriously, let alone…