Holy Christ but look at Donald J Trump's profile. What a bloated bag of spoiled pimento loaf he is.

Shitshow 2016 will appeal to illiterates, ignorants, conspiracy theorists, losers, haters

Pence’s name occasionally wormed its way into the speech, mostly in relation to how his business acumen saved the state of Indiana. Pence, Trump said, lowered the state’s employment rate from 8.4 percent to under five percent.

SMOKING WON’T KILL YOU LIKE ABORTION WILL!!!

Lauren, this is a good piece but where is the Trump description? May I suggest water-logged cheeto, or has that already been used?

I’m kind of lazy and just eyeballed it, but looks like all his “job creation” took place during the overall improvement in the economy under socialist-Kenyan-monster Obama.

I don’t care if it seems like I’m harping: Narcissistic Personality Disorder x 1000000.

Trump/Pence=Trumpets=Apocalyptic Warning

Trump selected Pence in a bid for “party unity,” which is shorthand for “unobjectionable establishment politician who won’t threaten my spotlight.”

People seem to really forget how these things tend to start.

Drumpf and Pence make the perfect duplicitious duo of dimwitted tomfoolery.

Trump is clearly mentally unfit to hold office, let alone be President. Why are there not more calls for Trump to have an unbiased, professional mental health examination? Narcissism, yes, but likely also a dementia like Alzheimer’s:

So if he’s VP does that mean we can all join in on the fun of sending him our menses info? Or will that remain a Hoosier thing?

Trump launched a casino boat in Indiana and it turned into a big, wet, shit sandwich. Does Pence remember that?

Just a small town boy

He likes it

And almost 50% of Americans will vote for this evil clown ticket, because R.

If Trump becomes president, we will know that at no point in the future does time travel get invented, because if they don't come back to stop that, then...

This one makes me laugh a lot because I am mentally a 12-year-old...

I heard Trump was nervous & tried to pull out at the last minute. Probably worried he’d get Pence pregnant. He’s not big on science.