Um. omg. Effexor withdraw is the scariest thing ever. I have tried twice and I can’t get off of it. It’s been 10 years. Anything that resembles that is a nightmare.

Hahahahahaha! I love this detail about wood buttons. And he isn’t even my least favorite literary foppish New York Times best selling Jonathan.

This is amazingly horrible. I had a screenwriting teacher in film school who would pass around unsharable or nearly unsharable food for us all to partake in. An apple. A half sandwich. A packet of something like gummy bears but with only enough for 1/4 the class. My fave was a wedge of cheese because he chipperly said…

It’s like rubbing a bunch of Xanax on your brain. I know it’s weird but I ain’t giving that up.

Everything is better than Yahoo; that’s not a high bar. Not interested in fighting over a comment regarding email preferences. I don’t know, I just installed an ad blocker...?

Explain fetishistic? I do it to get sleepy. I also like to eat cheese. A fetish neither one.

I’m ignoring him because I don’t care about him and neither does anyone else. People hate on her.

So she thinks she’s smart and wants other people to value that about her? How terrible.

Oh I know! Smart people, especially smart women, that indulge their intellect without being appropriately self-deprecating are just THE WORST. Who do they think they are? Why do they have to be so serious and why can't they be more funny? I bet they secretly think they're better than all of us.

I think it’s more of the too-cool-for-school anti-intellectualism. And it annoys the fuck out of me. Dog forbid you wander intellectually, and don’t self-deprecate enough - especially as a woman. One more fucking knife edge women have to walk: be smart but not too smart or else you’re a show-off, think but not too…

‘RUB THE BUTTONS TO MY SATISFACTION, PROLES’

I wish I was kidding. He was trying to impart some sort of lesson, though I’m still not sure WTF it was.

Still not sure why there is so much hate for Natalie Portman on this site... Could someone please explain what she did wrong other than be that friend that means well, but comes off a little pretentious?

You think that’s bad, imagine being in a classroom taught by ths guy. He literally once passed around a green military jacket he wore all the time on which he had replaced the original plastic buttons with big round wooden ones. He wanted us to understand his appreciation for fine detail & sensory stimulus. So we kind…

Irregardless of your future plans, you can still be whelmed.

Can I still be whelmed if I want to, though?

Maybe there is another video from that night where he is really racist? And he is worried that is coming out next.

But i feel she could have been invited to his party bc of Michael Cera and he would be the asshole who starts initiating sexy time and then do his poor tortured artist routine and stop and start and stop.

She has the right attitude. Every weird thing you survive eventually becomes a funny anecdote.

The weirdest thing about this was seeing the word “livejournal” appear in my URL bar.