Even we need a break sometimes.

Even we need a break sometimes.

I'm 100% going to plagiarize that.

The concept of the friendzone is the freaking worst. I've had at least four guys I've thought were my friend later confess to me and then act all indignant when I tell them that, no, I don't like them that way like it was my fault somehow. And to think I used to feel guilty about it. Look, if you like me in some…

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I was something like 11 pounds when I was born. Biggest baby the hospital had that year. I think I was put into intensive care for being too big.

I like to imagine they put me straight on a treadmill to shed those baby pounds.

I like this, you can do pretty much everything while holding hands lol

Woah, do you really use Yahoo?