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Meh, he took a shot at a kink and missed. (Or did he? I didn’t see a clear no, just a playful correction of a word to one in her lyrics in a song about from what I can tell clapping your booty to fresh beats, unless I missed something? Which is totally possible)

This is the correct take.

A classic for people in the know from Michigan:

30 minutes from nuts to bum? Taint possible.

“I’ve been told the server is in your basement, Volodymyr. Could you look? Volodymyr?

Vehicle crashes like this are caused by drivers negligence.

I love all you car apologists on here. Your arguments are the same as those that gun nuts use after a mass shooting. “Cars don’t kill people, DRIVERS DO!” FML.... the guy got an old car not designed to have 700 hp and gave it 700 hp... then, like an idiot, let someone whose driving skills he has NO IDEA about drive

I feel for ya. I am of the same mind. It isn’t so much I lament online\competitive games experimenting with their formula (though IMHO some companies do go WAY overboard with this), I simply HATE that if I don’t play a game for say, 3 weeks, the next time I boot it I am guaranteed to have a 2-10 gig update waiting for

Not sure what social justice has to do with it, but good to see you’re triggered over it.

The republicans are savage fucking pirates. Marauding and plundering through the country and destroying our hopes and prosperity for their greed and hatred.

Tomato is just barely five fee tall, not many know that. He’s not just short, he’s the type of short you immediately notice. The type of short that creates a lasting first impression. “He is only so high.” That is what they say about him, and then they use the hand to give a visual of his height. That’s what people do

Does Milo protest the nanny state when he picks up his food stamps?

Seriously, Pedo-lph Hitler is a furry now?

I love these dildos acting like leftists mocking guys like Milo Yiannopolous are why he got as far as he did. Yea, ok, we’re the ones who conjured him up like Beetlejuice and fostered him with an audience and a platform by yelling for years about who he was and what he was

To add to this list, we have city infrastructure literally crumbling beneath our feet. Flint STILL DOES NOT HAVE SAFE DRINKING WATER!!!!!!

Also, fuck civility in this particular case. Civility is what corruption hides behind. It’s what monarchs and oligarchs hide behind when the villagers finally light torches and pick up pitchforks. We don’t need civility, we need hard, unadulterated truth. Let’s collectively take off those rose colored glasses and get

Sorry, fuck Biden. He’s in no small part the reason the USA, who claims to be a free state where “Freedom REIGNS!”™, has the largest incarcerated population in the world, both in per capita bodies behind bars AND in whole numbers of bodies behind bars. The hypocrisy is so thick light no longer reaches the bottom of

Ah, his “ridiculously heavy accent,” huh, racist?

In a shocking move, Joe Biden’s teeth have publicly shifted away away from him. Some experts say it is due to Biden’s many gaffes hurting his teeth’s own political aspirations, but several sources inside the Biden Campaign say the two had several private disagreements in recent weeks, mostly cob and apple related.