He smoked pot! GUILTY!

I wonder if he ever met Meghan McCain’s dad, whose name I forgot

She’s been my favorite and this just reinforces it.

“There were these hearings in the ‘30s where they brought rich people in front of Congress and just kind of trashed them.”

“My Emperor,

You are unclothed. Bare as the day you were born. As your naked resplendence is too much for the mortal eye to bear, so mine eyes must turn from your glory, and toward mundanity. I shall walk forever in the shadow of your toadstool, ne’er again to turn my head toward the fires of your Scrotal Sodom, lest…

I saw them open for the Sex Pistols once. Afterwards, Pearl Jam came on the stage as a surprise act.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

having a Diamond Age moment here

And the Boltons

That must mean it was kid-tested?

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

History would like to have a word...

The proper term isn’t downvotes, it’s “surprise disagreements.”

Well at least that will give them a sense of pride and accomplishment 

USA Network, of course

My opinion of the cake that comes outta that pan:

JP approves. 

His majesty’s most loyal Oil Lobbyist, Lord Balash.

I was with you until I saw the VH1 in the bottom right. Early 90's\Late 80's MTV or GTFO.