This is now a permanent part of the pantheon of quips and witty retorts I keep in my head.

If it’s good enough for Rihanna, it’s good enough for me.

It’s likely a sub thing. Being told what to do and being powerless to resist is a kink for many people. Not me, but many. I prefer the dom side of things, but honestly not that into bdsm in general. The light stuff is pretty fun (light tying with ribbons, gentle teasing, maybe a firm butt smack or two), but I am…

Imma say it. This game may steal a few trick here or there from Dark Souls games, but it is a SW reskin of God of War.

These aren’t bugs, they’re “Surprise Mechanics”

PREACH

As a former CQA\FQA for THQ (pre-Nordic), I can tell you with 150% certainty that it was caught during testing, but likely got relegated to the NPF (No Plans To Fix) bug pile as they raced to get the game through compliance testing for the major platforms in time for a Holiday\Pre-Star Wars movie release.

This isn’t a souls game, it’s a God of War reskin.

Are you guys coagulating on another platform? Will Splinter continue on in another, non-G\O Media form? 

I forgot about that too. Refrigeration became ubiquitous in our society. With the advancements of refrigeration also came a huge shift in what was considered “rich food”. Lobster was a poor fisherman’s food until refrigeration made it possible to store and ship it all across the country\world.

I can sit and play, as long as I can stand and move. If I have to sit and play then I last like 5 minutes before crazy legs take over and I have to move.

Next article: Games to play when you’re dropping acid.

It’s a fanciful theory, but not grounded in reality. There were two factors in the explosion of jello as a staple food post WWII.

Hmmmm.... so they let the server making less than min wage take the fall, not the management who likely enforced this “off the books” rule... funny how that works.

He got at least one person killed and many other maimed by his legion of Nazi goons in Charlottesville, so...

The issue with all of the sequels beyond Judgement Day is that they are far, FAR too expansive in their plots and storytelling. T1: Terminator attempts to kill Connor in the womb. Story is concise, well written (for a time traveling sci-fi), well acted, and the protagonists are easy to identify with. Sarah is just a…

Finally recognizing that faceless global corps whose sole reason for existing is to make money by any means necessary is bad for everyone and we should tear them down? That’s my hope. I know it is unrealistic, but hopefully situations like this will build into a groundswell that eventually gets that change to happen.

“Whaaaaaaaaaa! Someone made something that didn’t conform to my head cannon nor go the direction I thought it would! I DON’T HAVE THE DRIVE NOR SKILLS TO DO ANYTHING EVEN 1/10th OF WHAT THE CREWS MAKING THESE STORIES AND MOVIES HAVE!”
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” - deb03449a1

One of my favorite bugs is one where, and I am trying to remember this from lik 2010-ish, in a briefcase match, if you ran into the opposing wrestler while their hands are on the briefcase (and they are obvious climbing the ladder in the middle of the ring) while carrying a ladder yourself, the ladder would bug into…

I worked on several of these games when I worked @ THQ classic. Can confirm the only thing holding it together is bubble gum and prayers. The games source code\engine has not changed since the PS2 era. I wish I were joking.