These aren’t bugs, they’re “Surprise Mechanics”

PREACH

As a former CQA\FQA for THQ (pre-Nordic), I can tell you with 150% certainty that it was caught during testing, but likely got relegated to the NPF (No Plans To Fix) bug pile as they raced to get the game through compliance testing for the major platforms in time for a Holiday\Pre-Star Wars movie release.

This isn’t a souls game, it’s a God of War reskin.

Are you guys coagulating on another platform? Will Splinter continue on in another, non-G\O Media form? 

I forgot about that too. Refrigeration became ubiquitous in our society. With the advancements of refrigeration also came a huge shift in what was considered “rich food”. Lobster was a poor fisherman’s food until refrigeration made it possible to store and ship it all across the country\world.

I can sit and play, as long as I can stand and move. If I have to sit and play then I last like 5 minutes before crazy legs take over and I have to move.

Next article: Games to play when you’re dropping acid.

It’s a fanciful theory, but not grounded in reality. There were two factors in the explosion of jello as a staple food post WWII.

Hmmmm.... so they let the server making less than min wage take the fall, not the management who likely enforced this “off the books” rule... funny how that works.

Finally recognizing that faceless global corps whose sole reason for existing is to make money by any means necessary is bad for everyone and we should tear them down? That’s my hope. I know it is unrealistic, but hopefully situations like this will build into a groundswell that eventually gets that change to happen.

One of my favorite bugs is one where, and I am trying to remember this from lik 2010-ish, in a briefcase match, if you ran into the opposing wrestler while their hands are on the briefcase (and they are obvious climbing the ladder in the middle of the ring) while carrying a ladder yourself, the ladder would bug into…

I worked on several of these games when I worked @ THQ classic. Can confirm the only thing holding it together is bubble gum and prayers. The games source code\engine has not changed since the PS2 era. I wish I were joking.

I want this statement on my tombstone.

“Dab dab”? WTF?! DAB DAB?! NO IT’S WIPE! If you’re a dude, it does not matter which direction you wipe, so long as you’re THOROUGH! But if you’re a lady, you’re potentially accidentally wiping poo into your vag.

Mea Culpa, I didn’t read the article. I just want to share a weird poop story.

I hear you. I think the meme shared hit the nail on the head. It is racist as hell, but is also a real depiction of what that group is. It isn’t a religious organization, it is a well organized group of pimps and hos taking full advantage of their marks. Literally sucking the economic prosperity out of black…

And just to hit the point home a little more:

ZING! Take your star!

If this is “racist”, then the Wayans bros need nice firm reprimand as well... Afterall, isn’t their stereotypical valley girl schtick exceptionally sexist? (and racist. I know this is more about throwing it in wypipos faces, but if you’re going to throw hands you better be ready to catch a couple)