I say there is a whole slew of vids like this on Pornhub under the “gay” tag if you search public boner. *It’s not expressly gay it’s just if there is no women and only peen it’s automatically under the “gay” tab for that site for some reason.*

For me it’s apples. No matter the method it’s always perilous. You don’t even have to slice an avocado if it’s ripe enough—you can squeeze all that goodness out and smother that toast, baby.

Holy shit. Way too much secondhand embarrassment for this.

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Literally snapping all over what you just said. Yes.

Kevin Bacon is probably at a celeb sweet spot. Recognizable but kind of not, took on roles a lot of people have seen but a lot have not. Probably gets photo and autograph requests walking around but no mobs or “fuck you buddys”. Sweet spot.

tfw you finally hang with the “cool” kids and realize they’re exhausting, desperate and trying too hard.

I was this way about Margot Robbie for a while, not anymore though, she’s such an amazing actress she’s risen above that. Sienna Miller kinda has one of those faces though. To be fair, I live in the plains state region so...if you’re blonde with a wide smile...it’s just a blur.

I keep pronouncing it “Fiery”.

Honestly I’m just distracted by his plastic surgery nose. Not all nose jobs are purely cosmetic I know but...I hate how so many people associate an attractive nose with a small nose exclusively , which is laughably incorrect, and a pity.

Oh honey, the world is not as logical and reasonable as you think it is. It’s too sad to be cute.

Is that a...recent photo of Ja Rule? Just curious. I mean it doesn’t really matter and I’d believe it or not either way but it looks straight from 2003, which amuses me.

I think it’s fairly obvious that I don’t listen to country nor enjoy his music. So, as an outsider only privy to his crossover hits, he had one it. ONE HIT. I mean if you want to correct somebody about Billy Cyrus facts go ahead, but pick a fan, dude.

Oy. You had one hit. One hit, brah. One hit should not do this to a man. Talk about a gateway drug.

Beeber infiltration.

If I had seen this trailer without knowing wtf dirty dancing was I’d say...This is a television musical about a 35-year-old man seducing a 15-year-old girl thru reinterpretations of Grease and pelvic thrust assaults.

Well, for me, what I found makes a major difference is the type of water. If I’m lazy I’ll use whatever comes out of my shower, but if I’m good, I use distilled water, which has all the minerals taken out of it, and that is what makes my hair so stiff. For a lot of people it doesn’t matter but for me, the type of…

Just because something looks stupid as hell, doesn’t mean I’m for a ban or anything. People can market to whomever they want, I’m just alive and am pointing out why people look at that ad and right a jezebel article about it. 

I’m black, my mom is white. “You know honey I tried some of your special products but they just made my hair feel greasy.”

Shea butter, cocoa butter, nappy hair, ashy elbows—means nothing to you I know but...marketing shea products that hard towards white women is so fucking weird, and black products are so butter/grease heavy, it’s not even practical for many other hair types.