Another retouched photo. His cheeks are like...kawaii.

John Mayer is so effortlessly, That Guy.

Lol the heading makes it seem like it’s Cara’s fault.

My first car was a beige color. I nearly never washed it in the 11 or so years we had it, and you know what? Didn’t have to. Matched the color of dried dirt exactly. So...gotta give props to beige for us lazier sorts.

I like it, but only if MM wore it himself.

Aw that’s too bad. Touring is exhausting so perhaps they were tired? : ) Gotta be honest, I’d expect the bassist and drummer to be drunk more than Mary but it’s not like I know her.

There is this movie she was in in like...2000 that I brought up and she was also weirded out that somebody brought that up. She was like “Oh wow, that’s online?” Haha.

I met her, talked with her, and then like...walked away while she was still talking to me because I did not know how to end the conversation and I was star struck. Yikes. But it was great, she is great. It was for an Ex Hex show that came thru Fargo.

It’s a bungle but I can’t say I blame her. I’d half expect any other “celebrity” to have been on a talk show by now being all “Ha ha! Yes, it was very embarrassing but it was a learning experience and I’m off to do better things!” etc. I’m embarrassed for her and Pepsi (smh) for sure, but...for a while now the…

Those guys flipped out when a Fargo bar dared to close at closing time.

There is so much “no” here.

I think what’s been bugging me is that one of the many messages from Lemonade and some past Bey albums was about dealing with real shit, and imperfection and lies but...then she turns around and tries to sell us the fairy tale all over again?

lol

A little off topic but one of the best things about BLL is Nicole Kidman’s wig. No shade. I mean it.

Lol that scene was a little annoying. I could tell that he was dubbed and wasn’t sure about the Nate character but like, “Oh you better watch out, Bonny is GOOD.” “Oh hey my man, I’m gonna crush you in the show!” “Oh that guy? He can’t sing, I got this.” But in the end don’t worry you guys cuz it turns out EVERYBODY…

I really can’t give this show that much credit, and it needs to CHILL with the heavy handed blues-folk fuck music and the little kids with curated NPR playlists but I loved how it wrapped up. Loved.

That’s a lot. And a lot to throw on a person. Aside from the choking which is usually never safe, you could experiment with light versions of that but if he wants it all or most of your sex like that, all the time, and you don’t, then that’s not a good sign. Plus if that’s what he’s into but he has little to no…

Fuckit

I have never seen that film but somebody said the song he was blasted was the song they’d lost their virginity together to in the movie or something? : (