Queer Eye still holds up imo. What Not To Wear was iffy but usually alright. Trading Spaces was great when it was on, but I was a kid. Looking back as an adult it’s like...how could you let them into your home? So tacky. So cheap.

I bet you and your kids would love hanging out with him for a good five minutes.

Leggings are the way, the truth, and the light.

Oy.

Oh for fuck sake. Pick your battles, Grabher.

I can just feel Hugh Grant wanting to kill himself but also really needing that check at the end of the day, in that promo.

I don’t know what’s going on here, I just liked this because I’m a Taurus. Welp, I’ll be going now.

Cats, your mother in law, and a child, and you didn’t even close the door all the way, let alone lock it? I DO NOT understand. It’s like you wanted her to see.

All I’m getting from this is that it all needs to end in flames.

Okay we get it, YOU’D never fall for this. Congratulations.

Oh lookie, it’s ol’ Shrimp Eyes.

This top...I like the idea of it. It’s ironic I suppose because I feel like if I wear it I’ll magically become black Brigitte Bardot rather than a walking sack of yams or your root vegetable of choice .

It looks fun....cept that it’s about the least interesting character.

He looks like he’s pretending to be pensive.

I feel like these people think that looking the same will erase homosexuality somehow, and class differences, and mental illness, and crime, and alternative lifestyles...as if everything they perceive “wrong” with the world will absolve itself because AT LAST, EVERYONE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THE TYPE OF PERSON THEY WANT…

St. Patty’s is like The Purge. If you’re not drunk and wearing green you best stay in, boy. Stay in and lock ya doors ya hear?

This requires too much explanation for me to bother with *sips tea.

Your name is fucking with me. I read it slowly cuz it’s morning: Suck My *suck my left one that’s a...*1(it’s a Bikini Kill song btw) LOL.

Pretty sure there was an SNL sketch super recently about this type of guy : P