Fair enough. Re-written in American:

I don’t agree with him getting punched, but when it slowed down and The Next Episode came on, I laughed my ass off.

That’s a clown comment, comrade.

I just SCREAMED. You have to leave now.

Twitter almost always does right by me, Harpo.

I know Michelle Obama told us to go high and I know that it’s good advice, but I laughed. I needed something to make me laugh today, and it turns out that watching a slowed-down version of a Nazi getting punched in the face works for me.

He clearly did nazi that coming!

Life comes at your quick when you’re a Nazi, huh? I guess actions really do have consequences.

Lucky they had so many dudes in the car.

Yeah, I have absolutely no sympathy. You married a horrible trash monster rapist because he’s rich? Have fun watching him slaver over his own daughter and getting pawed at by those tiny, tiny hands.

Yes. Also, Michelle is allowed to have more emotions than just love for Barack (although obviously important). She’s allowed to poke at him, mock his dancing, display displeasure, and basically, be a fucking human being. All Melania’s allowed to do is say how amazing her husband is, how the media hates them, and wear…

By sparks, are you referring to the way to willingly partered individuals interact? And the lack thereof, how someone effectively enslaved by someone does?

#FreeMelania

I don’t know, it depends on what she looked like naked and if she ever figured out how to charge for live stream and taking paint requests.

In other words, he thanked them for not believing the victim.

That’s the great thing about passing out drunk –no need to undress or remove your pesky jewelry!

He hopes that the shiny things distract from his stinky pirate hygiene habits.

How long does it take him day-to-day to put on all of that fucking jewelry? What’s he compensating for?

“the Mortdecai star”