J.K. Rowling isn’t fucking around.

“can feel it. That’s what I do in life, it’s called — like, I understand.”

If Jamie Dornan knew Beyoncé was pregnant and he didn’t tell Dakota Johnson then he cannot pretend they are friends.

Trump is not throwing away his

Excited doesn’t even begin to describe it.

Yes. It’s all on Netflix!

How exciting! Freddie Highmore has been doing amazing stuff as Norman. And now that Norma only exists in Norman’s demented head, Farmiga gets to be as fabulously campy as fuck.

This would have meant a lot more in November, before it was already happening.

wow you left out this part:

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

I wait with breath that is bated. I love them. The episode where Abbi gets her wisdom teeth out and the episode where Abbi rollerblades into a hole in the ground give me so much joy.

Actually, Sheila, the vast majority of fetuses are aborted before there is any observable sex.

My husband bailed too. He did a night out with the boys (after promising he was just stopping by for 1 drink), and is currently still snoring.

We do need men to take sides. If they don’t oppose evil, they’re basically sanctioning it. There’s no such thing as an innocent bystander for some issues.

Guys, I am really bothered by my husband today. I’m going to my local women’s march and I asked him if he wanted to go. His reason for saying no is that he wants to go to the car dealership to look at a vehicle, and when I pressed him on it he said very mockingly “Do you need a man to speak out for your rights, or can…

I see shit like this and think: “You know, maybe those anarchists are on to something.”

Why I am marching today (See you soon, NYC!):

I like to think that she and Michelle dipped into a ladies room to take a few hits off of a Pax.

Guys my anxiety is outta control. Is this what the next 4 years is going to be?