Buffy was a show from simpler times. It’s self-preservation.

Not really related, but just wanted to put this out there - Am I the only one who always thinks/hears “taiga” (as in the snow/forest biome) when reading about this Tyga fellow? Like, I know it he probably wants it to be a reference to a tiger, but a taiga is already a thing and the connotation for me is always…

JFC all this breaking up/making up shit on social media is tacky as hell.

To be honest, on kardashian articles I find it kind of hard to tell. There are longtime Jezebel commenters who are usually incredibly naunced and thoughtful, but who let all of that go out the window if it’s about a Kardashian.

Omggggg look at this:

I feel like this item is designed to make his breakdown somehow her fault. Like, don’t forget, ladies, his illness is your responsibility and anything it does to him or anyone else is your fault!

As a rule, Ivy League athletes are no brighter than above-average students at state universities.

Team Cetaphil except Team Amlactin for the arm bumpies.

my guy - it was just dudes being bros, man.

If you’ve ever seen him on the chat shows, he’s very politically aware, though sometimes a little cagey about displaying that.

She’s sleeping off the bag of jalapeño beef jerky she managed to get hold of. The day after she managed to get hold of a shallot.

Hello everyone. Hope everyone is doing well.

You ever know that you’ve really fucked your entire life up? And the life of your husband? And the life of your child? I’ve been sobbing at my desk for the last 3 hours. I’m nearly 30 and I have everything I thought I ever wanted. And I’m miserable. I’ve never had so much self loathing and that’s really saying…

Paging Masshole James. Please report to the Jezebel comments. Paging Masshole James...

What’s the Over/Under on how long it will take for Trump to attack Professor Clark on Twitter?

That’s my demographic!

I do. If they don’t get eaten and go brown, I will freeze them whole and then pull them out to defrost in the fridge overnight. Banana consumption is hit or miss in my house.

im sorry, you dont know fonzworth bentley? puff daddys former umbrella holder? please educate yourself on early 2000s pop culture

Whoever the hell Fonzworth (lol) is, he’s right. Kanye’s been on a steady decline since his mother died and it’s apparent he’s blamed himself for her death.

Oh Fuck yes. Honestly my next request is Caity’s TGI Friday’s adventure into a show.