Do you know what I do when the plane lands? Nothing. I sit there and relax while all the busy bees trip over themselves and get angry and work their blood pressure up trying to get two minutes ahead of each other, and when they’ve finished I leisurely stand up, grab my things, and saunter casually off. It is not…

How is it not abuse to force your child to undergo invasive physical exams?! Pervert. 

Also:

That is absolutely just fucking gross. 

Nice article! I found the Vice article last weekend and had to slog through pages and pages of narrative to suss out a summary of the scam and a recommended means to protect myself. Thanks for getting the word out efficiently!

It’s early, I haven’t had coffee - I read “Rocketman”, thought “Rocketeer”, and wondered how the version I’d been watching all these years could have been so different from the original....

Where I live, the bus specifically states inside “it is a felony to assault the driver...”

Is spitting on someone not considered assault?

this is a really valid point that i didn’t think about...

With nipples!  But without them, breasts would be pointless.

You’re right, I should probably just get the plumber in to take a look at it. I have to admit, I emitted a grim chuckle when you mentioned getting channel-lock pliers or a replacement kit at the hardware store—one of the reasons why people here never do their own repairs (in addition to the labor being so cheap) is…

You’re right, I should probably just get the plumber in to take a look at it. I have to admit, I emitted a grim…

Ack! Please help, Jolie! Okay, so I have a clogged drain in my kitchen sink. The setup is a PVC pipe for the S-bend that leads to metal piping. I’ve cleared many a clogged drain before with plungers, baking soda and vinegar, or the snake, so it’s not like this is unfamiliar territory for me. But here’s the catch: I’m…

Ack! Please help, Jolie! Okay, so I have a clogged drain in my kitchen sink. The setup is a PVC pipe for the S-bend…

hey, if a $2 usb cable will clean my dishes for me, even though I don’t have a dishwasher, I would buy it.

First of all, I don’t have a law degree, but the lawyer I spoke to for the article does, and he disputes your characterization of what the law is “supposed”to do (I read the law as well and think he’s got a point).

You’re seriously arguing there’s nothing unfair about not re-attaching the tires to a car before giving it back to the customer? That is really your position here?

“Jumping on cars and acting like a moron” sounds like a YouTube channel with four million subscribers.

Hey Randall, I know it’s not your wheelhouse but can we do something about these autoplaying videos with sound on by default embedded in every single article now?

But AOC wasn’t crediting Bernie with CHIP. She was crediting Bernie for advocating for single-payer at a time when CHIP was the only thing that assured that she had insurance.

Forgetting a big one: How much do you enjoy your car? I have a truck that probably isn't worth the maintenance costs, but there isn't a truck in existence that I would want more.

You're right. The government should deliver safer fuel :P