2015 AFC SOUTH PARTICIPANT

I wish it were trigonometry. Seeing Luck and Fitzpatrick match wits for three hours sure as hell would have been exponentially more interesting than whatever I was watching on ESPN last night.

Statistician: Isn’t it fun to poke fun at a QB’s small sample size?

Brees really reaching great heights to be listed with 4 other guys that went #1 overall.

I feel bad for Andrew Luck. He’s a talented player, but the Colts have been poorly managed since he made it to town. Last year he was the most contacted quarterback in the NFL. After the Colts picked up Andre Johnson in the offseason they finally used their first round pick to draft... another WR. Luck played behind…

It’s a free country so you can say whatever you want, but saying “karma” makes you sound stupid.

As an Eagles fan who is already weary of the Chip Kelly propaganda but loves his terrible squad, I’m not looking forward to the Jets defense jacking up the Eagles historically bad O-Line this Sunday. The Jets will have 10 more turnovers and I’ll be in rehab by Monday.

How quarterbacks are ranked and whether they fall into the category of “good” or “great” is immaterial. Luck is a fully capable NFL quarterback and I believe it would be nonsensical to argue otherwise.

Andrew Luck led the Colts on an extended drive to begin the second half, chewing up 8:30 of clock while marching 77 yards to the Jets three.

In his last 8 games, Andrew Luck has thrown 11 TDs and 14 INTs. He has to be the most overrated QB in football, right? He was ranked by many “experts” and media talking heads as a top 3 QB, ahead of the likes of Big Ben, and has been hailed as the second coming of Christ since he was drafted. Spare me. He’s good, not…

This is going to make for an extra confusing week in Indy when Jim Irsay keeps asking his players if they’re holding.

$20,000 isn’t that much. That’s what a cheerleader would earn in about 25 seasons worth of home games and charity events and calendar shoots and calendar promotion and media appearances and corporate bookings.

Mike Tice will do it for a box of donuts and a carton of coffee.

$1.6M for 80* home games.

Still a better investment than Matt Kalil.

Vikings GM: “$20,000 a game?! I won’t have it! I’ve never felt more violated.”
Voice from the shadows: “Oh really?”
Vikings GM: “God Damn it, Smoot! Get out of here.”
Fred Smoot: *Looks dejectedly at double ended dildo*

On the other hand, Krawczynski is a great value, worth 35 points before double/triple letters and words.

I think that’s a fair wage for watching the Vikings.

The important thing is that Fiscally Conservative Regular Guy’s Hero Scott Walker signed a bill throwing $250 million at the Bucks and they can still leave Milwaukee.