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The only time it’s okay to be a nationalist:

Dax Shepard married Kristen Bell for the money.

100°C is literally the boiling point.

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My wife came across this video of Denali (out of drag) ice skating and I was so impressed with it, I thought I should share it here.

If I every have to point someone to the definition of ‘regal,’ I’m going to show them this photo. Such a contrast to the sober red and tight bun of four years ago. This is glamour, flair, confidence, energy, and pure fabulousness from head to toe. 

Yes, this is EXACTLY how you do a monochrome look. This is it. I want it so bad that I spent an hour yesterday evening putting this knockoff version together lol. The belt appears to have been made specifically for Michelle bc the designer only offers three colorways for it & burgundy isn’t one of them, so I found

I have NO idea how anyone can say ANYTHING bad about Michelle’s look because that shit was chic as FUCK. The end.

I cried from about 9:30 am on. When Kamala got sworn in( I wore my pearls!), it escalated. I finally just held a box of kleenex for the rest of the ceremony. I had my husband’s urn on my lap, so he could watch with me. He would have been so happy. Hell, I even stood up for the anthem, all by myself, right here in my

You know I love her.

Jennifer Lopez is nervous to perform at the Presidential inauguration because of “the responsibility.”

I don’t fit the demographic bill (jew. male.). But I feel you. Sorry for your loss (of peace of mind, or the possibility of finding it).

Agreed. I’m in the uk, and similar thing with the leave wankers taking us out of the eu. Leavers being mostly rich white guys who will now not be brought to book for numerous offences including tax fraud. They promised £350million extra for the nhs, but it’s crumbling under the pandemic with no sign of the money.

I’m just so fucking tired. I think I have RWNJ PTSD. I’m sick of being hypervigilant because of these chucklefucks and sick of being diplomatic. I’m just angry and tired and I really, really wish I had a fellow non-white BFF woman to commiserate with. Instead I’m here in fucking MN with its really low diversity and

Sadly, the fact that this is getting pushback from Koreans themselves is heartening. Even a few years back, no one would have batted an eye at any if this, and I guarantee you that there are older women who are puzzled and annoyed that any of this is controversial. 

My advise: remain sheveled all the time. Also try to be gruntled about being sheveled.  

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I mean 1980s Cairo looks NOTHING like how they depicted in that movie. No matter what time frame or what city Hollywood MUST depict the ME as a dirt filled village with the oblivious kids playing barefoot in the street, devoid of any modern technology or amenities. I’m over it. 

WW84 was such a let down for me. The anti-Middle East rhetoric was alarming and so 2001. The focus on a dude that Diana knew and hung out with for a few days becoming a point of obsession is disappointing. And the film blaming Barbara/seeing her as a villain for fighting against an abuser that physically assaulted her

Have you seen Hustlers? She has forehead lines and her face moves. She was genuinely good in the role. She is airbrushed beyond belief in these photos. Combine that with good genes, the money to live a healthy lifestyle, sunscreen (and not super pale skin in the first place), and high end beauty products, her claim is

I don’t want to be a gossip, but I actually had to kick Catherine out of my bed because I had to get moving to my family gathering. She’s so needy. I mean, that’s the last time I hook up with a FWB right in front of a feast with pie. I’m almost always up for a second go, but we’re talking pie here. In multiple