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i’m a fan of them all though

“Nobody”? You mean that Catholics don’t care or that Buddhists don’t care.

I really hate the way people try to paint taking precautions as “living in fear”. Doing something for the good of society and for other people is not living in fear and I’m sick of assholes acting like it takes courage instead of stupidity to walk around without a mask on.

People will study this whole thing as a terrible public health disaster.

So I watched this while drunk and spent half the time horrified and the other half laughing at some truly ridiculous and poorly-delivered dialogue and scene transitions that really did tickle me. Some things that are unfortunate but true that I found out via a small Google rabbit-hole while watching to try to figure

Tangentially related, but I have a long, complicated, and rather unusual name. On an overlay at a foreign airport after a ten-hour flight I decided to go for coffee. It was 5 am and spelling out my name to someone did not feel like a fun idea, so I mentally made up a name to make it easier on the barista and myself.

Old college buddy was a Warbler.  He was...not a super nice person and the shit he had to say about Lea...  It was like, if you of all people thinks she’s garbage, she must be a dumpster fire.

LOL I may or may not have worked on Glee and this is just spectacular.

Can you share your Dal Makhani recipe?

My boyfriend just dumped me on sunday during Quarantine. It was both unexpected and completely heartbreaking. Thankfully we didn’t live together but he was the only person I was seeing in person during quarantine. Mary-Kate, girl we will get through this.

The best way to cut a cake is with the Banach Tarski method, but you need a very sharp knife...

This entire post is correct. I crisp it up in the toaster oven, same idea.

Check out the Trumpster’s hate face when National Institute of Allergies and Infectious Diseases (NIAID) director Anthony Fauci stated the FACTS about a COVID-19 vaccine yesterday:

As a middle aged Brit I get a strong sense of deja vue., “Avant=Garde boy band”?This is hardly new. Spandau Ballet and others were doing the same thing way back in ‘80's Britain. This was during a period when the USA was going through a period of extreme insularity musically and missing out on a lot of great British

Yeah I can understand the impulse, but don’t wear gold feathers if you can’t reach Laetitia-Casta-at-Cannes-level. It’s a high bar, but anything less is just going to remind me how much better she looked.

I don’t understand why there’s a dig at Nick Lachey. He’s clearly moved on from that time in his life, and near as I know, he’s never disparaged Jessica Simpson publicly since the divorce.

Isn’t that usually the way? You think your scumbag is great, sensitive, complicated, just needs love, when your friends know he’s an abusive asshole. And vice versa with your friends’ POS boyfriend. 

Say what you want about Taylor, but fuck if she wasn’t right:

He’s fine, guys.

So no love for Anna May Wong?!?