Horse girl in my high school once was found crying in a field by my boyfriend during PE. He asked what was wrong and she said through tears “I turned into a horse, and I don’t know how to change back.”

Also horse girl. You’re in good company.

A Cone Walks Into Abar: eggnog-flavored ice cream with raspberry swirl and crunchy cone bits

Good god yes.

Where’s the sex? The word “sex” implies consent from both parties, and children are legally incapable of consenting to sex.

Hi Jezzies

Is it pronounced Jeffry or Jef-FREE?

Em Em Em Mitchell? Triple-mmm-mitchell? 3M Mitchell? Quatro emmes Itchell?

The worst part is that it really can’t be helped and these feelings that Jeffree is feeling, I wish that I could just make them go away.”

And it’s for the best. We need a break with reboots, already. Go do what the other celebrities do; go get a cooking show and/or write a cook-book or do a few Broadway plays...or, I don’t know, find an original vehicle for your next character.

If true at all, I suspect they realized that their friends in Canada were not stuffy Eton toffs, and their American and international friends like Nacho Figueras were a group of broader-minded, cosmopolitan, forward-thinking and fun. As non-senior royals, they’ll have more freedom to hang with and work with whomever…

Disagree. Suits is one credit among many tv and film gigs on her acting resume. She also founded a lifestyle website (before meeting Harry). Girl can hustle.

Still less awkward and stiff than her ex Hayden Christensen’s acting. 

This might work , she looks like an attractive frog and he looks like a clever iguana.

What in holy hell is Gwyneth Paltrow wearing?

so you only become an army for 24hrs but already adopted that toxic army mentality? slow clap for you esther~

And on top of that, their fans are absolutely obnoxious on twitter, spamming people’s replies with completely unrelated/irrelevant bullshit.  They are destroying the platform.

“Magic Shop” was a year and a half ago. I was specifically talking about the Persona album last spring.

Putting Suga last has to be some type of crime.

You spend the top bit of this article shitting on girl groups, including judging them for their plastic surgery & body size (I lost my mind when you made that comment about how they need to eat & must be famished) & style of music, yet turn immediately around & praise their boy band equivalents for essentially the…

I propose a crossover special with Lifehacker and the BA Test Kitchen called “Claire Squaired”. I’ll leave it to y’all to work out the details.