thisistopchefnottopscallop
Top Scallop
thisistopchefnottopscallop

At 38 years of age, I have no problem saying that I’ve been a BTS (Bangtan Sonyeondan or Bulletproof Boyscouts in Korean) fan since 2013. Still, I have to admit that with the exception of “Run” and “Spring Day”, all of my favorite BTS songs have been album tracks. Fun note: “Spring Day” recently became the longest

I think lots of fans like the b-sides and the tracks that are not for purchase (only for free on Soundcloud) more than the title tracks, which is very true for me.

A queen who obviously skips leg day. (Not my joke, stolen from Twitter but it made me giggle)

suga is clearly not your bias.

I genuinely believe that no one should value anything this Face Tuned Garbage Pail Kid has to say. 

Watck Korean rom-coms. Boy meets girl, boy gets together with girl, boy gets shot dead inadvertently in bungled shootout halfway through film ...

I’m a generally well-dressed straight dude and I wish I looked half as good in a suit as Ashlyn Harris does.

everyone saying they dont like/dont understand the lower half of her outfit, this is lesbian fashion done so so well! she’s not trying to dress like an actress on the red carpet. she is trying to dress for a formal event while still being herself. and its fucking awesome. step outside of your hetero/cis fashion boxes

That twerking and then spinning around to reveal a flute (where did it come from?) is some serious magician’s playbook misdirection, lol! 

A currency making slowdown because the boss of it thinks his thin-skinned vapid shitbag of a boss will behave like he has always done...

As if I needed another reason to drink....

Needz moar flames. 

W. was in decent shape and could actually dodge a shoe, between the sizable target and torpid rate of movement of our current president that shoe would’ve nailed Pizza the Hutt right in the fucking face.

Halfway around the world. 20 years ago, on ICQ, a random guy started chatting me. He’s from Australia, I’m from the US. Six months later I flew over (yay for flight benefits, the only upside to my very low paying airline job). We tried the LDR thing for years, visiting when we could. We both thought it was some sort

Semi related—-my mom and dad got together while he was a Jesuit and she was a receptionist at the mission office. Apparently for them to even get to a place where they acknowledged they had feelings for one another and then deciding to act on it was a years-long process. The weird thing was that there was an almost

They almost distract from Pence’s!

Oh gosh all of the above! Like I said, I was once a really bitter guy. For example, there was a woman I knew from high school, with whom I kept in touch throughout college. We went on dates when we were both home from school, and there were definitely sparks, but nothing ever caught fire because we were in such

Yeah, but at least Keaton, Kilmer and Clooney looked like they were enjoying themselves. Pattinson just looks constantly constipated with no access to a toilet

The correct era name is clearly RBatz

I think the body always does that since the body is warning you about the toxins you are consuming. It’s just that in your 20's you’re able to ignore it more. But after a while your body is tired of being abused and disrespected and is just like “Yo mother fucker! I been telling you this shit ain’t no good for a

The fact that Jeffree Star not only made it off Myspace but has become one of its longest legacies is... well, indicative of the times we live in.