And the commodification of Black women’s bodies continues. Yay for bodily autonomy. But it hurts my soul when women, especially black women, mutilate themselves and pay for Kardashian butts that are basically knock off versions of Black women’s bodies.

The woman is clearly an antisemite, her comments were disgusting and the hospital was right to fire her. But calling the Canary Mission “a pro-Israel site that tracks anti-Semitism” is like calling the KKK “a social club which advocates for downtrodden Caucasian-Americans.” It’s a hate group which primarily targets…

People are awful. So I’m sure they’ll find some way to shame and/or force women into marrying shitty men and popping out babies.

Unlike most of the guys who’ve recently done this, Ansel might be able to pull it off.

To be fair, I’d feel threatened as hell by Miss Cambodia too.

A lot of it is ‘unrelated jumble of geek related words’ or racist/sexist/fat shaming statement’.

“Strangers committed serious crimes on my behalf out of the kindness of their hearts!”

How many times does this story need to be re-told? Seems like we get a new movie or mini-series at least every five years. 

The Viking funeral should have been for Sheldon’s career and credibility. How you gonna get tenure when you do time and resource management like that - missing a same-topic paper just because it isn’t in English is lazzzzzy bullshit. Also why the fuck not publish it as a negative results paper and expand on the…

Her vaguely glans-like hair combined with the turtleneck give Mother Pence the appearance of an erect, uncircumcised penis. Her husband is also a dickhead.

This is the most ridiculous law ever. Parents in Franco Canada are simply so incapable of saying “no” to their children that Sue-Happy Pierre needs the local government to prevent marketing goddamn happy meals to children?

“Last, but not least, I want to thank me. I want to thank me for believing in me. I want to thank me for doing all this hard work. I want to thank me for having no days off. I want to thank me for never quitting . . . I want to thank me for just being me at all times. Snoop Dogg, you a bad motherf - - ker.”

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I’ve seen the beginning of the first one four times and haven’t made it through once yet.  Eddie Redmayne’s Newt Scamander might be the dullest protagonist in the history of film.  I may actually never need to buy NyQuil again, as I own this movie.

Tiffany’s sponsored by Tiffany’s with a Tiffany ring and a Tiffany cake and a name change to Tiffany #tiffanys

It’s not a real registry. She’s promoting a bunch of stuff on Amazon, and in exchange Amazon donated $100k to UNICEF in honor of the work she’s done with them.

The Chainsmokers? On Vinyl? They don’t deserve a new record player.

“Priyonas... or is it Nickopra... okay whatever their couple’s name is . . . “

Beard trimmer?