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My mother has Alzheimers and spends a great deal of time in bed watching TV. She can’t follow very well, so she flips around and ends up watching crap. Not too long ago, I found her watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians. I said, “Mom, why are you watching this shit?” and she says, “I can’t help it. It’s

they are certainly dressed as tile floors. Bless this mess. 

I always thought The Situation looks more like a cartoon than a person.  Somehow he found someone who also appears to look cartoony.  At least they match?

Rest and cry it out. Then put on your big person underpants and fight. You do not get to give up. My tribe has been fighting for our rights since country was built on our blood. It feels like ten steps forward then 7 steps back. YOU DO NOT GIVE UP. Ask every person running for senate to begin impeachment hearings for

who the fuck is that for, seriously

I would give it a shit review just for that damn sign! Hate shit like that. 

I think what everyone is trying to say is they are tired of seeing women get blamed for the shitty things their family members do. Ultimately you aren’t blaming her brother’s actions just her inability to call him out.

Can’t get excited about these two and he looks like something from Monty Python’s “Upperclass Twit of the Year” contest.

Wait, what, Timothée Chalamet can’t sing?

twice recently i’ve seen mention of removing the gills of (specifically) portobello mushrooms. i have never done this, and i never notice anything wrong with the results. why is it recommended?

Hey, Kansas needs him a whole lot more than California.

Unpopular opinion but I actually really like Colton. He seems almost painfully sincere sometimes but I don’t think he ever deserved the Paradise reputation of playing with Tia’s heart, even ignoring the virgin thing he seems kinda like the opposite of a player. His biggest sin was basically to take show dating like

Dear Kinja-people. Please fix this. Kthxbye

This is by my cousin, who is also NOT a Trump fan:

I’ve said this before in comments on this site, but the most frustrating thing to me as an attorney is that people always jump to the “they are just in it for the money,” as if victims of sexual violence aren’t entitled to compensation/restitution for the horrible things they have endured. Hell, if I’m in a car wreck,

No more weird than making a life decision to not eat breakfast.

Ah yes, The Imitation Game, the Weinstein produced piece of shite that claimed Alan Turing betrayed his country during the war by hiding a Soviet spy because of fears his homosexuality would be unveiled...

Ugh, gators! HE WAS RIGHT THERE. All moist and pink and chompable and YOU DIDN’T TAKE EVEN A NIBBLE???? You have let down your PR man, Sterling Archer!