It’s okay not to watch the show, but Bojack’s depictions of alcoholism are very much NOT for laughs. All the alcoholic characters ruin their lives and the lives around them, including a death. It’s very real and very dark.

God I love the Butina Chronicles. It’s like Idiot Red Sparrow.

Your move, Whataburger.

Most likely, even though we know he smoked both tobacco and pot, they photoshopped the cigarette in. It’s like the time they photoshopped John Kerry at an anti-vietnam rally where Jane Fonda spoke.  Except there is a real picture of him at the rally because he was there.

I’m so distracted by his hotness. That’s all. 

The thing that I don’t get is how... normal all of this was for people of the Boomer and older generations. Like... people just accepted that there were teachers/priests/authority figures who were “creeps” who preyed on children. And all our parents/grandparents did was just warn their own kids to “Stay away from Mr.…

“...and later we went to the cemetery and on the gravestone was a neatly folded, strangely long red necktie. Also a few Big Mac wrappers.”

Based on the veins present in both the wrap and the ‘bark’, I’m going to go with daikon. (I’ve used daikon ‘paper’ before, but I’ve never fried it, so I can’t guarantee that it would turn such an unusual golden color

I think that bark piece is a plantain chip.

thank god I’m not alone in thinking it’s shaved daikon

I think the leaves are pea shoots. The wrapper seems to be shaved daikon or something, as it has more texture than a mung bean or rice wrapper.

Absolutely nothing on this plate belongs together under any possible culinary permutation. It’s just a fucking abomination.

Judging by that hodge podge of looks, I have a terrible feeling the dress code was ‘gypsy’...

I am confused about his PhD in political science.

Yes, Jalopnik is known for never saying a bad thing about Henry Ford.

Please don’t devolve into what-about-ism. There's plenty of dirt to throw on both. I'd be surprised if Jalopnik hasn't published multiple pieces about Ford.

Your loss. Venison is delicious.

That kid arrived just the other day
He came to the world in the usual way
But there were pussies to grab and bills to ignore
He learned to walk while I was whoring
And he was talkin’ ‘fore I knew it, and as he grew
He’d say “I’m gonna be like you, Dad
You know I’m gonna be like you”

And the photoshop’s in the email…

Thank you Juliane for this, and thank you Robin for giving us that piece. I write a lot about fashion these days and it seems that these excessive amounts of luxury clothes are symptoms of an even larger problem: nouveau riche consumption. It’s easy to speculate that clothes with a hefty price tag is the result of…

At my local grocery store, you can buy round sourdough loafs that are “unfinished”, partially cooked but still white. You finish them at home in the oven, so the crust is golden brown and the bread inside is warm. We make our own clam chowder in our Instant Pot and eat it out of warm bread bowls. It is good.

Seems normal to me. Women spend their teens and early 20s trying to hook up with men who are cool, even if the “cool guys” are terrible people. Then, by their 30s (if not immediately after having children), they realize that they should be with a stable guy who will love them despite moments of flatulence, weight…