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Starred for Chedward, it’s my favorite portmanteau. You read Jenny Trout’s recaps?

Guys I’m at city hall waiting to vote right now! I’m so overcome with joy to be able to cast my vote not only for our first female president but a kick ass human being.

The false equivalency of calling Hillary as bad as Trump drives me nuts.

Give him a break -- he only just started Rumspringa and hasn’t had time to shop!

There were people of colour in Victorian times even some in Great Britain (including some of them sent to boarding school there, such as the sons of elite Indians).

Look, his imagination can only go so far. It can contain a pumpkin king, a headless horseman with a pumpkin head, some other pumpkin things, but that’s where he draws the line. Gourds and squash, yes. People of color, that’s a little too oddball.

Not only did they live there more recently, their ancestors were living there when the ancestors of modern Jews lived there. Genetic analysis has shown that the Muslim and Christian peoples of the southern Levant predominately arise from the same stock as the Jews do. The Muslim invasion of the seventh century did

Because that doesn’t matter? Are you fucking serious?

Israeli feelings of entitlement are the problem here. When the state of Israel was founded, it was very clear that Jerusalem was to be an international zone. Israel gained control of the city during a very questionable military exercise during a systematic campaign of violence and oppression of the Palestinian people,

*sobbing with pie pie because mine is 3 also :’(

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YAY ROBOTS, I only want one that can do this, you can keep the sexy bits.

For the crabs, of course.

He’s the worst of all three.

I absolutely loathe Eddie Redmayne. He is The Worst (TM).

Eddie Redmayne is like the Sansa to Cumberbatch's Cersei and Hiddleston's Margaery. But yes, I hate him too. >:(

In the heavily Jewish part of my neighborhood, there’s a Kosher Sushi restaurant.

EW did a list of celebs being sorted into HP houses for Hogwarts First Day this week (just go with it, I swear I have a point)...

I had a guy do something similar to me. He ghosted me after we talked for weeks, went out a few times, hooked up, etc. For like two months I didn’t hear from him. Then I get this huge apology and things have been so tough for him, etc. So we hung out again and he ghosted me yet again. When I asked him what was up,

Depends on the milk, coconut milk? YES PLEASE. Cows milk? Um, no thank you.