I’m totally cool lying to a foreign government, especially a corrupt one. His allegiance is to the stars and bars, not crooked ass Brazil.

Q: If Chuckie has 100 fucks and then he reads or hears something about the lives of any of the Kardashians how many fucks does he have left? Show your work.

Here’s an article that will really drive home just how incredible she really is.

That's definitely just lighting and shadow.

You don’t understaaaaaand

why do my clothes have to be “flattering?”

I saw Resurgence, and I knew going in it was going to be gloriously terrible. I laughed in all the wrong places. There are plot moppets in bunny hats, hurtling towards danger with a character from the first movie (none of whom had a reason to be in this sequel). There’s Liam Hemsworth doing his standard facial…

Who calls their significant other by their full name?

It’s always good to be reminded that we’re lucky to be able to see Williams play, even if you’re not a big tennis fan.

really? i know a lot of people that went to laguardia with him (that’s the performing arts school you’re talking about) and everyone of them has told me he was infamous for sexually harassing freshmen

Okay, Ellie, Imma need you to get it the hell together. You cannot just make me burn with hatred for a kid I wouldn’t ever have even thought about and then just abandon me in my visceral, incalculable loathing.

I went to the beach a few blocks from my house. I love lake life.

So I don’t mean to redirect the discussion, but I wanted to share a personal, positive anecdote. I’ve been reading Jezebel for a while, and commenting here as well. I’ve really tried to take to heart all the great comments and articles I’ve read, about all the challenges that still face women today.

Of course, all this ignores the actual procedure: immediately turning the abusers and the conspirators to cover it up to the local authorities instead of promoting them and hiding them in the Vatican. (Oh hi, Bernard Law.)

Lol. Kathryn Bigelow is way the fuck over-qualified as an action director to lower herself to a Bond film.

I started watching The Night Manager for Tom Hollander, who I love in pretty much everything he’s done, but I stayed for Olivia Coleman. I can’t tell you how much I loved seeing a woman in her 40s, not conventionally attractive and heavily pregnant kick ass and take names in a spy thriller. Can she be the next Bond?

Yeah. Lea Michele annoys the hell out of me, too.

“And was it not the case that in the old days, when men were pious and women chaste, that if two were to meet in the street one would sayeth ‘may Dwayne The Rock Johnson keep you in health and be with you always’ and the other sayeth in return ‘yea, and also with you’ for men knew their salvation came from His elbow…

Woman gets nicknamed Squinty for decades and then “fixes it,” only to have people act perplexed. Go figure.

These books do not spark joy.