Hmm, did you even read what I wrote? I was wondering if in a (purely hypothetical) far-off future, animals became smart enough to give consent, could this become normal? So, no, I don’t believe in abusing/fucking animals. Almost all of the comments here are just heaping more hate on this guy. I was just trying to…

Geeeez, bottlenose dolphins are the rapists of the ocean.

Yeah, I would assume in a far-off future that zoos and theme parks with animals (except for rehabilitation purposes) will be obsolete. In this particular scenario, if animals and humans were legally allowed to have sex, it would be very weird to still have zoos. I think the tide is already turning in that regard, just…

Just a few days ago I was wondering what happened to this guy. Very interesting read/watch. I wonder if one day, this will be an acceptable thing in society. (Before you laugh, think about all the things we do now that would be unthinkable hundreds of years ago.) Especially among the world’s smarter animals, which…

Yeah, I feel bad for Jodie. I don’t think she’s the best, by far, but she gets solid scores. I didn’t realize that they mess with who’s in jeopardy. That’s pretty cruel.

Maybe it was the Disney theme, but I didn’t think this week was all that exciting. Nyle was probably my favorite, and let’s face it, I don’t think it had much to do with his dancing. Wayna’s always pretty good, he really gets into his dances. I like Paige, and with Derek gone, I think Mark is the show’s best…

I started watching for Nick too! Now I’m hooked!

Aw, I feel kind of bad. Her rehearsals weren’t great, but they were better than the final show, so she’s probably super nervous. I never watched the OC, so I didn’t realize her voice was so deep (Robotic?).

Yes, exactly. If you’re evangelical Republican, I won’t be surprised if you vote for Cruz. If you’re buried in debt and unemployed, I’ll assume Sanders is your guy. Hate political correctness? Think that America was founded to be a Christian, gun-happy nation? Vote Trump. Have money? Want to keep it? Vote Clinton.…

Yes...it’s sad but true. I heard his voice a little while back (I think talking about his brother or the election in general) and the rush of “oh, I miss him, wasn’t that a better time?” was overwhelming. For W! Holy crap, that’s how much I hate these Republicans.

Two Islamic suicide-bomber brothers walk into a building and blow it up. Wasn’t this the X-files finale?

This made me chuckle. I’m from New England and we eat Americanizations of British food. One very common meal is “Boiled Dinner”. You take a pot, throw potatoes, carrots, turnip and ham inside. No spice, no butter, no nothing. Then you eat it. If you’re feeling adventurous, skim the crap from the top of the pot and use…

I think I have a tendency to be un-outraged. Sometimes I wonder why I still read Jez because so many of the stories seem handpicked for people who need something to be mad at. There are plenty of real, rage inducing stories out there, and they are often covered here. But it seems like there’s a lot more of this faux…

You should! Howie’s finally getting his moment in the sun!

Haha, I always wondered who the Howie fans were. I never knew anybody who liked him. But, I will give him credit, he has definitely aged the best. When I look at the five of them now, he’s definitely looking the least rough.

I always thought he was the sexiest. But I have a thing for tall, dark and handsome with giant eyebrows. AJ was my favorite growing up, but Kevin was always the one I thought was best looking. Great body too!

Aw, so it actually may kill Brian to make an appearance. I saw Kevin in Fear Factor once, and he seemed really ill-suited to TV. Very quiet and serious, almost shy. Maybe this was asking too much. And yeah, I agree with you, it is sort of amazing that he came back at all. AJ and Nick seem like the biggest pains in the…

I think I first heard about this early last year, and since then, I’ve seen the boy-banders popping up all over the place. Dancing With the Stars, FallOut Boy videos, commercials, talk shows...I wonder if they started production and were like “Hmmm, I wonder if people remember us? We need to get our faces back out…

No, for real, this has been in production for a while now! This is happening, and it’s going to be amazing!!

Aw man, I’m really sorry you went through that. I think that’s becoming an issue now, especially with people who are told that they have “privilege”. If you’re white, male, straight or able-bodied, you need to apologize for it. You feel like because you’re so privileged, you should feel guilty until you can right the…