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Hah, totally just did this. I suppose in hindsight it’s pretty obvious, but teeny tiny flaccid penises are pretty awful to look at.

This was such a huge source of confusion growing up! My parents were crazy-religious and insisted that you can’t pick and choose what you believe, you need to follow the Bible word for word. The problem is, there’s an awful lot of flip-flopping in there. Do we love the Jews or are they all going to hell? Do we stone

That is a perfect comparison!

I feel like most of the stuff added after the main books was silly. I hate that she keeps throwing out random snippets. Like who got married to who, what their future jobs are, etc. It felt forced and unnecessary. I think trying to replicate something so wonderful usually ends in disappointment. No-Majs is one of

Amber Rose standing up for Kim K? Unexpected, but pretty awesome. I wonder how Khloe and Kanye feel about this development.

Fair point, you can’t be held responsible for your siblings. But spouse, yes. Once you marry them, their baggage is your baggage.

This is exactly what I was thinking...didn’t this family just slut shame Amber Rose? Maybe Kim wasn’t involved in the actual tweets, but still. It looks a little hypocritical.

Thanks, dude.

After a bit of research, it turns out that such a person exists! Whole companies actually, dedicated to eradicating your past. What a world we live in!

There must be a job title for the person who goes around cleaning up newly-famous people’s past lives. I have an extensive collection of self-written erotica floating around the internet. God help me if I ever do something that puts me in the public eye.

Aw man, I was all excited to shrink my nose! I should have known better. It’s only if you want to add mass to it. That chin thing though, I’d be all over that. (Big nose and no chin is a horrible look.)

It’s best to let him know that you support him, and you’re there if he needs help. You can also offer to help him sign up for therapy, because sometimes taking that first step is really hard for people. But then you need to take a step back and let him either do it or not. It’s very difficult having a partner with

I don’t think I have all (or any) of the answers, but maybe a good way to know if your path is a good one is to think about where it’s leading. For example, think about your career path. Do you enjoy it now? Decent pay?Now look where it’s going. Does it lead to something rewarding? Something worth dedicating the time

Not sure if this is what you’re experiencing, (and I feel like I’m outting myself as a crazy) but I see what I’ve come to refer to as “Game And Watch people”, like the video game. Others refer to them as Shadow People. They’re people that walk around and are entirely black. Every once in a while I’ll be at work or

Oh dear, I think you and I are just bound to disagree on TV shows. Which is cool, that’s what makes the world go ‘round.

No, that’s not what I’m saying at all.

She was so amazing in Hannibal! Actually....most of the cast was pretty amazing. Because of her, I tuned into the new X-Files, hoping it would be sort of like Fringe. (Never saw the old show.) She’s definitely the best part of the Scully/Mulder duo, but the show itself is a dud.

I think this ends up being everyone’s hang-up about this project. The notion that there were all these dark-skinned actresses vying for the role. If that was the case (which I have not read), then maybe Saldana could just act the part that much better. Maybe they really wanted someone with a well-known name so that

I do understand that, and I get why people are upset. But as far as I know, we don’t know why she was hired. Maybe she killed it in auditions, maybe no one who showed up with just the right color skin had enough mainstream support for the movie to make money. Wasn’t she picked for this right around Guardians of the

Has anyone from the film commented on why Saldana was chosen? Did they have auditions? Maybe Saldana just nailed the part, even though she didn’t have the right look. I kind of feel for her. To be black and have people accusing you of blackface because you’re “not black enough” must sting.