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This has nothing to do with the topic at hand, but I’ve seen two people in this thread say “Bless your heart” to you. Maybe it’s the straightforward New Englander in me, but whenever I see people say that, it makes my blood boil. It’s so flippant, and rude, and passive aggressive awful. Is it really that difficult to

Right? It reminds me of all of our middle east meddling. We convinced ourselves that the guys in charge needed to go. We got rid of them, and then we’re stuck looking at the monster that took over saying “oh shit, what the hell did we do???”

Trump, definitely. They both have the same awful ideas, but Cruz has religious faith to back his up. There’s no arguing/compromising with a man who believes he’s doing God’s work. And with Trump, in a former life, he was a Democrat. I’d have to believe that somewhere deep inside him, there is still some sanity, and

I was just having this talk with my mother. She’s been a republican her whole life, but now that it’s looking like a Trump/Clinton showdown, she’s not sure who to vote for. Her argument against Clinton: “She’s so untrustworthy, she’s just a horrible person.” Okaaaay....and the better option for an upstanding moral

If that is in fact what’s going on here (and I really hope it is), would Trump ever be able to admit it? If he went to all this trouble to help her get elected, he could never say that without the general public calling for his and Hillary’s head. It would be amazing for him to turn to his Republican supporters and

I really miss the feature where you could click on a photo and comment. That was so perfect for these fashion articles.

Yes, I think you’re answering your own question. As gender becomes more fluid, the labels themselves cease to have any real meaning. If I woke up tomorrow and declared myself a man, who could prove otherwise? To a trans person, having that label is probably really important, but as far as coming up with a concrete

I think it’s probably a deeply personal thing. If someone identifies as a woman, it’s up to them to decide what it means. I’m a tomboy, and I enjoy being a tough, unfeminine woman. I don’t feel like I’m any less of a woman than someone who wears a lot of makeup, loves purse shopping, etc.

Yeah, that was seriously bugging me. I know she can’t change the size of her hands, but it looks much to large with her face/body. Even though this is a behind the scenes photo, it’s been photoshopped to some extent. (The support staff look too perfect.) I think maybe her body and face were reshaped to look “perfect”,

Never saw the show (the commercials just made it look incredibly boring-like a James Bond type character without the spy stuff), but what they’re arguing against is the actual Biblical representation of the devil. The devil is about temptation. He gets his kicks by making you want the sexy stuff: drugs, immodesty,

Amazing voice, even better hair. It’s like Conan, the hair is its own entity. I’m glad to see that she’s starting to dress the part of a star. She’s carrying herself really well too, she has more swagger lately.

That’s what I was thinking. The main argument against Bernie is that his ideas are all pie-in-the-sky unrealistic, made to entice lazy millennials. Embracing the idea that his supporters are stoners seems unhelpful.

The Apple debate kills me. Anyone who’s bothered to read up on the issue would realize that it’s much more complicated than just “opening that one phone.” Rubio was the lone voice of reason and tonight he caved in. For a party that’s supposed to love our freedom and privacy from government, they sure are quick to

No for a few reasons. 1) Gross. 2) If Trump left, if would open up a possible Cruz nomination, and he’s (in my opinion) a scarier candidate. 3) At the rate things are going, it looks like it’s going to be a Trump/Clinton showdown, and I think Clinton will win. Trump has thrown the GOP into chaos. He has a lot of very

It’s not so bad, especially for little snippets on IG. Most written porn is what people would consider “bad” writing. I think the main issue is that the sexy stuff is written from his point of view, when it really should be from hers. That gives it less of an impact, considering she’s the one being pleasured.

This whole thread has gotten so bizarre. In a fun way.

Hmm, in this hypothetical, we’re screwing a goat to get our absolute perfect significant other. Our ideal match. But relationships don’t have to be balanced, often one person is more in love than the other. So the question you need to ask yourself is: Are you the perfect mate? Are you worth screwing a goat for?

Ah, but see, the rules (I’m getting too into this whole scenario) state that nobody knows unless you tell them. That includes your soulmate. So they’re not asking you to. It’s the genie/wizard/fairy godmother that’s letting you make the deal to begin with.

I kind of figured that whatever voodoo is conjuring up my soulmate could at least also conjure up a very horny goat. As a lady, I’m not sure how else I could get it to cooperate.

Oo, good point. I mean, if you let him do all the work, it’s way easier. Otherwise you need to catch the damn thing, get it on the ground, straddle it, probably get headbutted or a hoof in the eye...really then it’s too much effort.