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When they were making the “real-woman Barbie” (I forget the name of the company), I remember people went overboard with it. They were already making dolls to look more like regular humans with realistic heights, widths, facial features, lots of different ethnicities, etc. But kids and parents started asking for more.

I doubt he’s laughing at her. He knows how these awards shows go, that the camera is going to pan the audience for their reactions. He’s probably not saying “Hahahaha, what a joke she is, isn’t it ridiculous that she won?” He was most likely laughing at something else out of the camera’s view and when Gaga bumped him,

That would have been sooo much better!

Oh, absolutely I would read it! If someone understands my taste and recommends a book, I don’t think I’ve ever asked about the author. I just go buy the book. It was just interesting to look at my bookshelves and see that yes, I read mostly white dudes.

Right? If the grammar and spelling are all over the place, I just can’t get into the story, no matter how interesting it might be. If I find a good author, I stick with her. And if it’s not completely embarrassing smut (it usually is) I promote the hell out of her so that she’ll be more inclined to keep writing.

This post made me take a good long look at my bookshelves. I have three full shelves of Stephen King, but even if you took him out, it’s probably still 3/4 white men, followed by white women and then a small smattering of POC. So I agree with you, as annoying as it is to hear people blab about their book challenges,

Yeah, as a makeup artist, I was really impressed. It’s definitely possible with prosthetics and makeup to change the shape of your nose and lips. But it seems like most of this was just photoshop, taken directly from the originals.

Ah, thank you. I couldn’t find him either. It seems like these two have been popping up in random places lately, and I wonder if it’s because of the Dead7 movie that Nick Carter is making/has made. It comes out soon and it has a bunch of boy-banders starring in it. Maybe they’re trying to get people reacquainted with

And how they’ve gotten way better since their early days. Maybe it’s my craving for rock to re-enter the Top 40 lists, but I get so excited when I hear them on the radio now.

Well color me surprised.

Looked at photo, no idea who this was. Looked at headline, looked back at photo, still can’t quite believe that it’s Martha in that mess.

Thanks! It would be more brilliant if they believed me. Most of them look at me like I’m insane. But maybe, just maybe, it’ll make them reconsider.

I am currently home for the holidays and both families (mine and in-laws) love Trump. I’m from a little hick town and they have gone all-out with beautiful homemade wooden signs, huge banners, etc. It’s a loosing battle to attack them directly, because they love what comes out of Trump’s mouth. My new strategy is to

This was actually pretty funny. I’m not sure how much of a series they can make out of adult Kevin attacking people, but I’m game to give it a try. Dancing across the screen covered in blood and the final scream were pretty great.

I’m so glad they found something to nail him on, since it looks like his shenanigans with the drug prices is legal. Is this a common thing? If there’s enough public contempt for a person, is there a special effort made to catch them doing ANYTHING wrong, just to punish them for being horrible people?

I think as soon as you step foot onto the show, you’re losing all your “revenge power”. If your ex knows that you’re going through all the trouble of getting hot just to make them miss you, it comes off as desperate and sad instead of empowering. If I ever saw an ex on something like that, really I’d just feel

She’s (I’m assuming you’re talking about McKinnon) the entire reason I’m going to see this movie. Definitely the funniest out of the bunch, and I really love the mad scientist vibe she has in all the promo photos.

Yup, that’s the one! Pretty ingenious, actually. I have a niece that I buy Barbies for, I’m surprised there’s nothing like that now. Or there is, and I just can’t find it.

I think this was a common problem. I remember after this one came out, they soon replaced her with Hollywood Hair Barbie. Basically the same thing, but instead of giving you a tube of gel, you could change the color of her hair. Less of a sticky, tragic mess.

I used to love the Christmas Barbies every year! They had the most sparkly dresses, the poofiest hair...they were the Queen Bees of my collection.