That would be about 10x more enjoyable than watching her try to dance.

Maybe I’m just a cynical asshole, but I think the whole thing was fake. She was doing really terrible in the competition. She was stiff and close to tears after her performances. I think she was looking for a way to back out without the humiliation of being voted off- I got the impression that she was really hard on…

This one actually wasn’t so bad. Great cast, I was sad to see it go. At least Andre Braugher ended up on something good.

Right?? What the hell happened??

I love this guy. I think it’s interesting that he’s definitely not classically handsome. If you passed him on the street, you’d be like, “eh, he’s okay.” But he’s pretty universally thought of as sexy. Is it the laugh? The cadence of his voice? His dancing? Nic Cage (in his Gone in 60 Seconds days, not currently) had…

Yeah, I agree. The poster made it look slightly eh, and then I watched the trailer and it looks pretty terrible. It’s too bad, they’re both so funny, they deserve better.

Have you read the “If You Have Savings In Your 20’s, You’re Doing Something Wrong” article that was floating around recently? That’s what this article reminded me of. The hell with fiscal responsibility! I need to be free and feel passion for my work, etc etc. Bullshit. Get a job that pays the bills. If you hate it,…

Yeah, I think because, like the author said, it’s very difficult to find two single pregnant women that would want to have sex. So it just doesn’t occur to most people that it’s even an option. But after reading for a minute, I was like “Okay, yeah, let’s hear more about this.” I was pretty bummed when the author was…

Oh, gotcha. Because he’s told me. In nicer words of course, he’s not a monster. But gently nitpicking my appearance, telling me what could be better.

Oh gosh, that’s terrible. Southern California is its own little hell. That’s an uncommon passion, glasses. What (no longer) exciting job did you move for?

Oh no, I’m sorry. I just moved from the east coast to the west coast too. It’s like a different country out here! The people are so different! What state did you end up in? It definitely sucks to feel like your problems aren’t “big enough” to mope over, but that’s such BS. If you want to mope, you mope! Or, we could…

Hey Margie! Sorry that you’re down in the dumps. I see that you play Mario Kart...I’d offer to race you but I just found out that Nintendo disabled the Mario Kart World thing. Have you ever gone for a long walk in the dark? Something about walking through the shadows is very soothing to a troubled mind. What’s bumming…

No, I don’t think that’s necessarily his issue. And I know that in my head. It’s just hard sometimes to remember that when you’re feeling down on yourself and he doesn’t think you’re hot. You get that sad “I’m so ugly” feeling.

Yeah, I guess you’re right. Maybe if you take a piece or two, it wouldn’t be so bleh. I just saw the photo of Kim with beige on beige on beige and it looked pretty bad.

Yeah, this situation kind of sucks. My husband is definitely the hotter one in our duo. I like to joke that I snagged such a looker because he’s a complete weirdo. But it definitely makes me feel like crap sometimes, when I’m the one always asking for sex, or giving the compliments. It’s a tough dynamic. So when other…

Good for Kim for supporting her husband’s work with her own outfit, but come on! These clothes are super unflattering even on the models. Never mind a woman with curves like Kim’s, plus her pregnancy. And the gross nude tone is just so icky to wear in real life.

The rubbing the back thing is amazing! Also, just talking about nonsense for a while. Avoid talking about feelings, because the last thing we typically need at that moment is to get even deeper into our heads. During my wedding, I lost my damn mind, and my dad just rambled on about snowmobiling for about 10 minutes.…

I worked at a salon where this same thing happened. The owner likened it to working with the mafia. I just opened my own place, and Yelp called almost every week, asking us to pay for ads. I kept giving them BS reasons why I didn’t want to pay. Finally, I just told them all the horror stories I had heard about Yelp.…

I don't think this totally applies because she was buying Equate, but if you do try and buy "professional" brands in a store like Walmart or TJMaxx, you need to be aware that you might be getting garbage. Professional lines only sell to salons, so if these products end up in Walmarts, it's because a salon went out of…

Like the author, I was bothered by the "not find it cute" part of this ad. It was just really confusing to me. But your comment actually made something click. What if they're playing on the idea that women make themselves look stupid for men? So if a woman actually said what's written in your comment, and the man…