Dude, you got to witness a real life twitter feud? All I get are ads and promotions. i.e. people following me and asking me to follow back. Man I would KILL to see twitter actually used like it’s supposed to be. You lucky bastard.

The best part about this play is that it really really sucks. Just kidding it’s pretty good.

you are correct, sir

Yes. Also I hope you have better friends now.

there are kids in fallout 4? goddamn I am behind. I just now joined the brotherhood

I’m sorry, what?

nothing says priceless supercar like mud all over the fuckin interior and door panels.

jesus h. nice rust work.

I got nothin

No. No it was not. It was also incredibly brutal.

What’s the deal with Angry Birds???

I think my thanksgiving disaster takes the cake. The year was 1621, and white colonists stole all my land and raped the shit out of my wife and kids. It was a total fucking bummer.

Abuse in the Church? Whaaaaaaa? Please

The biggest easter egg I found in this was that it sucks

In Soviet Russia command center watches you... wait...

If I had purchased one of these I would be livid right now.

I appreciate your insult! Thanks

Yes

This article is way longer than it should or needs to be. We do not need more women in tech. We don’t need more women anywhere, because they are ALREADY there. People are so fucking OBSESSED with the glass ceiling that they haven’t stopped to realize it’s already been broken. Do you know WHY there aren’t many women in…

Cool so now we’ll get a shitload of false alarms from blackout chicks that think a guy is hitting on them when really they’re just trying to get them to a cab.