Well, not for the rest of this season.

You never really get past the wanking stage of home-based work.

Straddle the bowl, pee into the tank.

Chuck?

I live and die with Narragansett.

This is shockingly similar to my unfinished script, “5,000 Unearned Dongs.” 

Bob Tewksbury, anyone?

It’s truly inspiring to see a college team carry a state on its back and its helmets and its socks.

You know that posting stuff like this only encourages them, right?

When they play double-headers.

I think he meant to say that it was one of the “classlessy things” he’s ever seen.

I’m still a bit unsure about which way is the way to run the football.