Jesus himself would bitch slap this couple.

That did make me laugh! I sometimes want to employ the Homr Simpson drinky-bird to keep hitting spacebar for the afternoon as I get other things done.

Just..no. Shut up. Turn the channel, Butt-Out. Go watch The Voice or some crap.

The show is fantastic television, why would they want to fuck that up now by "listening" tot he viewers. That's whjy we call the 'viewers'.

whatever, Mensa.

You know the old troll is finally dying when all he can muster is a weak 'grammar', shot.

Good show.

Except I can read. Which is apparently a talent in which you struggle mightily.

Stupidity is it's own reward.

Thankyou. I am a regular bloodhound.

It's the longest sentence I have ever read. However, you get the prize for the dumbest.

I could delve deeper into some of the points Bomani Jones made yesterday on the Dan Le Batard Show, about how fundamentally silly this whole Donald Sterling affair sounds when you really listen to what's being said, about how exasperating it is for those of us who see the everyday effects of race to have to deal…

Then my work here is done.

I actually hate it when I am invited to a wedding. Unless it's a relative or someone who knows better I always pretend I can't make it.

Any adult that would lay a hand on my kid to hurt him/her would find out what real 'hurt' means. And I don't even have kids.

Wow, I didn't expect that. Ok, Honey Maid, you got me.

"whoosh"

Meh. As usual Gawker pumped this up to be something less than it actually was.

Why do I not know of this person???? Handler, not moleman.

Still...I'd rather watch UFC, lightweight preferably, especially the guys that wrestle around in the tiny spandex panties. Even my DVR gets a boner.