It used to happen occasionally at my company, usually a “help, I left my sunglasses in the break room, now they’re gone,” kind of thing, and some asshole always had to reply, “well, they’re not here in Cleveland!” and then some other jerk would be all “well we don’t have them in Denver!” and I could just hear the…

Your screen name must be a lie, ‘cause ain’t no way FloridaMan works in an office. FloridaMan doesn’t usually even have a job!

There’s a reason that stupid Halo miniseries didn't do well either. Halo is full of crazy future shit that's expensive to make. I still want this to happen tho

Same. Speaking for myself, I’ve read the series and have no issue with it sitting with the hundreds of other non-children’s or YA books on my shelves. It’s also widely acknowledged as having stoked a love for reading among an entire generation of kids.

If you can be an adult fan of sports (and yes, you can — people totally are), you can be a fan of Harry Potter. At least Harry Potter has wands and dragons and shit. I’ve watched no fewer than 2.5 Super Bowls in my life, and I didn’t see a single house elf or enchanted choo-choo train, even at half-time. Like, WTF?

You seem like a rational, well-balanced person, and not at all like a psychotic troll.

In my screening, it was about 25% derisive laughter, 70% absolute “Da fuck is that supposed to mean?” befuddlement, and 5% the reaction they actually wanted, and that only from audience members under the age of 12 (including, I’m sad to report, my kids).

Hardly a day goes by at the firehouse where someone says Gatorade and it turns into “Waaater sucks it really really sucks”. Or “YOU CAN DO ITT! you can do it all night long!” or “OH no! We suck again!” “Foosball is the devil!” Its an eminently quotable movie. Its not Phantom of the Opera, who the hell cares?

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO COOL MY HOT TAKE WITH YOUR “FACTS.” 

Well......

Even when I was poor I knew Red Lobster was a shithole.

Wait, I thought the shrimp were raised on a farm and force-fed small Chinese children to pack in the flavor. Now I’m confused- if that's not the case, then what makes the shrimp so gosh darn tasty?

Also as a suggestion: bring plenty of wet wipes/packaged napkins. After you pound through the scampis and breaded shrimp, your hands will be super-greasy where even wiping it on the paper napkin will be insufficient to get the grease off your fingers. If you’re weak-willed like me, you’ll think,

“Man, my hands are…

First, I would argue the Joker is still the main villain of the story, and Two-Face is merely part of his plan to show how even the best of people can crack. He basically says as much when he’s dangling in front of Batman near the end of the movie.

Noble stuff and laudable but “Our Supreme Court is entirely made up of Jews and Catholics” cannot be good news.

My thought process going through this article
- Ugh, Satanic Temple is so dumb and will do anything for attention.
- *compares photos of the 2 statues* Huh, those are really similar, maybe they do have a case.
- *looks up other photos of Baphomet including this statue you can buy from fucking Wal-Mart* Ugh, Satanic…

Tried. Copyright issues. 

It just feels like the other shoe waiting to drop. Madam Satan coerced Sabrina into doing the Dark Lord’s work. When Lucifer appeared, he was deliberately terrifying and horror-inducing.

Yeah it’s kind of weird that Satan himself is the Beast for this coven and yet there are separate independent covens for every town. Dude must be busy as... Hell.

I kind of assumed it was Ambrose’s bf. the death of the iguana familiar was kind of tidily swept aside as being connected to the warlock’s death, but then when the parents died right as they were going to bring over their son’s occult belongings I felt, like. 70% sure.